“I AM THE KING”

Knocks over camera to reveal slide whistle

wilbur, any other time: nice, innocent, kind
wilbur, wearing suspenders: dirty crime boy

"they don't know what I'm up to yet" Wilbur you just stole their horse

I still can’t get over the fact there was a whole dream cult and Wilbur had no clue who he was at the time

"do not touch bees"
"WE’RE TOUCHING BEES"

Doctor: Amish Wilbur doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Amish Wilbur:

THE DREAM CULT IM YELLING

"squirrel" fucking buries a whole live horse

Wilbur: is sneaking around
Also Wilbur irl: whispers so they don't hear them

Can you imagine how dumb Wilbur looked when he was trying to escape on a horse that was on a LEAD

"Let's rob the scotsmen" -english nobility, 1707

“Oh they’re saying fuck England.”
“Oh they’re saying things about my mother.”

When you get quarantined so you can’t sneak into people’s houses and steal their stuff in real life anymore

"Who are you?"
"I'm Wilbur. Show me where you keep the diamonds."
Casually throws stack of diamonds to stranger.
Wilbur: "I'm out."

The similarity between Wilbur and a raccoon is crazy.

Wilbur: Literally joins a cult realm
Also Wilbur: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STEAL THINGS?

The fact that Wilbur unscripted somehow ended up in a dream cult

Wilbur Soot, Part Time Dirty Crime Boy, Full Time Baby.

"Dirty crime boy" triggers my flight or fight

Its funny how the cult thing was a Dream cult and Wilbur had no idea who Dream was and there were people in the chat who also didn't know XDDD