Whenever my wife asks me "what should I wear"?   The answer always is,  "whatever gets you dressed the quickest".

I came across this comedian because I've been sitting doing absolutely nothing since I got home from work yesterday.

😂😂😂someone snitched on us😮😮😮

This isn't comedy. This is couples counseling 101. Everything Monique says is 100% accurate. She has figured out men

I am a dad and she’s absolutely right. But this goes back all the way to childhood. I raised a son and two daughters. The son gets in trouble. You dropkick him 10 minutes later he’s fine. Daughter gets in trouble she’ll say don’t you remember two years ago you told me whatever. it’s like two different species.😂

Yep, this lady has clocked me 100%. I showed it to my wife and she just got more pissed off at me because of the truth of the matter.

I have two superpowers that my wife is super jealous of.  The first is the ability to fall asleep on command. The second is the ability to wake up and get going on command.

"like a lizard on a rock" idk why but that shit broke me

Miami. The capital of Cuba. Love that.

My wife literally has a co-worker Joan that I can't stop hearing about...

"Those who can't do, teach!" 😂😂😂😂

Her wisdom is eternal, her humor unfailing, and she is still attractive.

My wife and i have a perfect marriage.  I don't remember and she doesn't forget. Married 44 years.

This isn't comedy. This is the secret to happiness

I’ll this wasn’t a comedy set this was a psycho analysis of men. Did she write a paper or something. It’s JUST SO ACCURATE!

This is true to a point we don't care..... until we have to.

You forgot the fourth one, we can open jars too.😂

That's marriage counseling couched in comedy

Deadly precision!😂😂😂😂😂

How do you want me to decorate the house? Quietly😂😂😂😂😂😂