“Let me look into your eyes, I’ll try not to be too dazzled”
“It did not work”
UGH Tatyana you flatter me

why we decided to go to space:
the experience --> 1%
bragging rights --> 4%
taking Tatyana by surprise for once --> 95%

From private island to space travelling, that escalated quickly.
Tatyana's curriculum must be one hell of a read by now. 😂

I love the little segment where she said “I told them not to fly the private jet over the island at this time. Someone’s getting fired.”
I think that’s so great that she was able to come up with a way to make the plane in the background a way to fit into the video 😂

"You ask me to be there, I will be there even before you get there."

Imagine... you're at a party, but you're not enjoying it very much so you call Tatyana to come pick you up. She says she's on her way. You then see her walk across the room towards you. She takes your arm and sniffs disdainfully. "Yes, this party seemed a bit drab for someone so beautiful and powerful as you. Let us go."

Tatyana : "for you, i would go to any planet"

me, half asleep : "even Uranus?"

yup, i giggled myself awake like a 5 yo.

It would be far easier to list the things Tatyana can’t do than the endless list of things she can 😂

“Space now, earth later. Very logical, very smart.” The shadeeeeee 😂😂😂

Man, I fucking love Tatyana. She's just so aggressively positive that I can't help but feel a little good about myself when I watch this series.

Tatyana seems like the person to eliminate the entire mosquito population if one just happened to bite us

"Your blood pressure better than HORSE!" -  I spit all over my screen 😂😂😂😂

I'd love to see a video of Tatyana helping us through a sick day or a bad mental health day. Also?? the fact that she's going to space with us??? despite being afraid??? omg i love her we do not deserve Tatyana!!

“I’d die for you”
Tattyana: I’d die for you first
Daisy: you will
Sibil: no, please don’t!

Tatyana: I have felt the G force, it is... very rude.

Me: Oh. I didn’t know gravity could be offensive.

Tatyana: “I’ve completed the training, it was terrifying”
Me: I appreciate the honesty

Tatyana being forced to go to space, but doesn’t  mind because she LOVES HER JOB!

Tatyana: "I have removed the dinosaur chicken nuggets from the freezer-"
Me: audible gasp probably concerning everyone in my house

This character is just the best. Hands down.

Timestamp of Tatanya showing signs of subconscious, growing affection for the MC. I’ve been on this train for a long, long time (since the first tatanya vid) and I feel it’s time to finally share with the world what I see.

1:48 Is surprised that you did something, but assures you that you are free to live your own life.

2:02 Positive affirmations for you and shows her deep respect towards you.

2:24 Worried about you going to space due to the danger present.

2:40 She wants to know if you truly want her to be there and you’re not inviting her simply out of obligation.

3:00 Pretty self-explanatory. She is going to be going out of her comfort zone, but for you she’d do anything. You are her comfort zone.

4:10 look at that smug-ass smile! She’s so proud of you and she’s proud to show you off because you’re amazing.

6:30 Doing a physical check up, but felt like she needed to check in on your emotional state because she cares

6:45 c’mon man, just c’mon. It’s there

7:05 asks if you want to press the button because she knows that you still have that childish desire within you to press the big buttons

8:02 Crane-arms the little finger thingy to give to you as to avoid premarital handholding

10:19 this is another self-explanatory one. I just can’t…

13:40 goes on a rant about how amazing you are and how everybody wants a price of your to me, knowing full well she gets every single piece of it she could possibly want and more

19:45 something awakened in tatanya when she started talking about how you do stretches and how “limber” you are. You can see it in her eyes.

20:28 THE EYEBROW

22:06 she knows that her removing the numgies is best for your health, but at the same time she understand how much you love them and is so incredibly sorry to remove that source of happiness in your life. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

25:50 “but like I said, I will follow you anywhere”


I’m simply just surprised that you’re still reading at this point. I do honestly think that Tatanya has a HUGE crush on the MC. Yes I understand she is a hired hand, but her admiration goes deeper than that. I’m just waiting for the “Tatanya plans your wedding, (and attends as the bride)” video.

When Tatyana goes to bed, she turns the light off and is aleready in the bed before the lights go out.