The first thing he did was get blinded by the sun's light, hiss, and then dig a hole to hide underground. Very realistic.

i love that people who make temperature/weather mods always make it either not matter or kill you as fast as possible. no in-between it feels like.

- Realistic Weather Mod
- Player immediately starts burning alive the moment they're exposed to sunlight on a cool spring morning.

Deep in the dirt like a shivering mole
Tomato survives in his sad little hole
No mansion, no castle, no kingdom to claim
Just fear and regret, what a pitiful game
A sword? Too scary. A shield? Too bold
The night’s full of monsters, the air’s far too cold
He dares not explore, he dares not be brave
Instead, he makes home with his own shallow grave
A gravestone! A marker! "Here lies a clown"
Too scared to build up, too weak to dig down
Hardcore is brutal, it cuts deep inside
No one's died yet, except for his pride

Human: hears completely mundane sound in his environment.
Human’s adrenaline gland: “AM I UNDER ATTACK?!”

The tomato is a fearful, sniveling creature, that is also somehow the most cruel being in the natural world

Ginger man gets blinded by setting sun and tries to survive in safest part of Florida everglades

Imagine Adam, the first man, saying "what the fuck is that!?" As his stomach growls for the first time.

"What the fuck is attacking me!!!"

He says, scratching at his rumbling stomach in horror.

8:14

"Should I cu-should I ponder-why are you smoking, man? This was a bad decision... OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? It's a Kangaroo... It's a kangaroo!"


~Tomato "Austrelian moment" Gaming

19:21 Bro didnt just died, he got his head bagged and then beaten to death on broad daylight

4:50 HEY! I know what iron blocks used to look like too! Smadge.

Tomato was a voice on aqua teen hunger force, it's true trust me

Minecraft: Changes anything in the last four years

Tomato: Hisses and shrivels up

Steps outside on a mildly sunny day, immediately starts dying of exposure. The life of Tomato Gaming

Leaving his tools in the last spots of his hotbar is an ICK

25:50 Bee boy at it again

pathetic POV in hardcore minecraft, a time honored tradition

Comedy of the year is Tiffany slapstick and Tamto yelling stop.

2:59

An sudden tear fell from Layna's face..

Desparate for recognition Old man really trying to one-up kids for a game that's established itself like 2008+ as if he watched the ships launch for the new world