Each time he would threaten us I'd just be here like "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid"

I will not die toothless

Bro is doing thousands of dollars worth of dentistry for free for us? Hell yeah we can hang out 😂

Villain: Only I'm allowed to melt your cape.

Edna: No capes!

… yeah, you know, losing to someone calling themselves “Icicle Fingers” is truly, deeply, embarrassing.

He really hates icicle fingers 😂

Imagine we are like a low ranked hero who somehow got the attention of the villain just cuz we are nice and instill hope to people in his eyes. Thats why we lost to those thugs lmao

His hatred for icicle fingers kills me every time I re listen to this

SPOILERS:

Mr. Villain saying “Do you think you’re above teeth?” in such a monotone yet exasperated voice made me burst out laughing I love this so much

ICICLE FINGERS??? I FREAKING LOVE THIS SCRIPT

CALL AN AMBULANCE AND GET TURNED IN OR BLEED OUT ON THE STREET GOES HARDDDD

My dude keeps going back and forth on whether we (the hero) are the most insignificant pathetic thing he's ever seen or the most important and purest person he's ever met. Either way, he's obsessed with us.
...So I don't think we're insignificant.
Annnnnnnd...I don't think he REALLY ever wants us to die. Cuz then the game ends.

Halfway, I was like "Aw, he does care."

Imagine if the listener isn’t even that popular. Something more akin to a local creature that wanders around at night. The parades are just a few streets that have really grown to care about the listener and are attempting to attract them from their supposed hiding places.

Okay- what's this obsession with tooth?? I'm lost.

Being above killing and resorting to permanently disabling people in creative ways is crazy work like I just thought he beat them 😭😭😭😭

Dr. Doom level villain with some delectible qualities and voice over here chefs kiss

WHERE’S THE CROWD?!

I have a feeling when the listener eventually loses to this guy they'll go from nearly dying to waking up immobilized in a medical bay. Yeah they're being healed but in the meantime the Villain is gloating. He'll keep the listener as a living trophy. Repairing the wounds just enough so they don't kill, but are still debilitating as they scar. Right now though, they're too tired to really understand what's going on. Sleep.

The one after that the listener is awake, alert, and able to move in a wheelchair. As the Villain is monologuing he is wheeling the listener around, making a big show of it, just about to take over the world- when the listener is able to twist the chair free, cause enough damage to stop him and set his plans back a bit, before leading him on a merry hijinks chase.

Mobility aids can be weaponized

Home wreckers? 🤨👀

Heyo! Thanks so much for giving my script a read.

Edit: HOTDAMN at 20k views, you guys are eating this up.

Wow, scary and sooo alluring, probably mega toxic if it was reality but this pretend so just kiss already ❤

Call me toothless because I’m not going without a fight 😂🤘🏻😤