'Too new for a sick day' as if humans can choose when to be sick.

My manager was so mad at me that day

She 100% walked around all day looking for Jordan

the growing frustration that he's not scared of her casting spells like "unapproved absence" and "first level discipline"

“so i can’t go fishing”

what a legend

I swear every single manager has that same voice and personality

He does the perfect incompetent employee voice.

Calling in sick to places where you do not work is hysterical.

The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.

"Its good bread for me"

He should’ve finished with “What do I tell the boys?"

The way he sighs each time she tells him he needs to come to work 😂

"I'm your manager...and I have NO idea who you are...but BE HERE!!"

"I look good, i just dont sound good" that had me fuckin rollin 😂😂

“So I can’t go fishing.”

“Too new to have a sick day” is diabolical

He has the perfect voice to pull off a prank like this.

I think this dude actually started to believe that he worked there.

“That took guts, we NEED guts! Jordan, you’re now CEO”

This is a genius troll because it shows how fake and artificial the way our social relationships around work are arranged. She sounded so full of herself, she believed she had power over him, he was just a random prank caller.