Right now in Wyoming, there is a magic wand sitting in an evidence locker.  Incredible.

"You look like a sex offender and you have no friends"
-The absolute legend in the drunk tank cell next to his

"I'm far too intelligent" that's the most delusional thing he's ever said

he told those cops he had autism no less than 14 times.

Buying individual beers in the morning is definitely not alcoholic behavior

So, Josh only had two drinks, got arrested for no good reason, that he can’t remember. Then, when they took him to jail. He owned inmates in the cell block with his intellect and sweet jokes. The police and everyone laughed and clapped for Josh because he was so badazz. Then he got released and ravens flew across the sky, bells were ringing in the distance, and his dad told him how proud he was of him. Sure Josh.

"blowing complete zero" is also what someone would have to do to end your dry spell cobes 😹

I can imagine him spewing 'I hate sickos, I'm super autistic, I'm a YouTube celebrity!!' while he was being arrested.

The fact he thinks buying a beer in the morning and not drinking it before 5 pm that same day is impressive is... kinda scary

You just know he was crying in a holding cell by himself the entire time.

9:09 "The worst parts were that I lost my pipe tobacco, my magic wand... and I disappointed my family". I sincerely believe he believes that's the real order of importance.

Don't drop the tactical soap, BOY!

wow that wake up call really worked wonders for him

I like how he starts off saying it was a wake up call and by ten minutes in he's already saying he's not cutting down and showed he didn't learn a damn thing and proceeds to drink

“Anyway toobs’ I made some friends in jail called the Aaron Nation”

You know you’re beyond helping when you have to say “an alive girlfriend “

“Even tho therapy is a waste of time, I’m far too intelligent for that” - coming from the guy who can’t add up 10+15 toobz

Josh on finally being let out of the drunk tank; "It was majestic, to say the least"

He really got arrested for trying to buy a bootleg DVD of Cuties from an undercover cop.

"I didn't even realize what I was doing." The story of Jorp