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Imagine being an Aztec warrior 600 years ago and finding out your sacred death whistle is now being used to traumatize a dude restocking Cheerios 💀

Only OG’s saw the NFL video

They gon send bro to Alcatraz soon😭🙏

2:53 Fred may be a villain but he is not a monster

at this rate fred is gonna be banned from every store 😭😭

11:02 an employee threatening to shoot you for not even harming him or anyone is insane

I never knew Fred was a great blower 😊

4:02 “she can’t hear me, I don’t feel bad.” Best quote I’ve heard in awhile

THAT KID WAS ME IM GETTING SCARED LOL

8:22 are we gonna talk about the fact Fred put his mouth on after that random person who could be sick or anything💀

2:52 he may be a villain, but he has morals
: edit thanks for all the likes

As soon as I get out of school I get blessed with this video

18:41 atleast he wants them to get good footage

That whistle already sounds terrifying before you add an echoing store aisle. Pure chaos. 😂

i scroll youtube for hours trying to find one thing to make me break a smile and derf is undefeated

0:00 already know this about to be peak

"Jumping to conclusion, classic woman" is wild 😂

2:48 I actually respect Fred for leaving in this part

Derf, meeting you in public, has become my life goal