Back when I was in 8th grade I was hanging out with a friend and surfing myspace. We emailed Harland and asked him if he'd tell us something funny. We didn't think we'd get a reply. Then we got a reply. He said: "Monkeys love eggnog." We laughed our asses off.
Watching Harland Williams and Norm Macdonald do and talk about whatever weird shit goes thru their mind during an interview always makes a crappy day better.