Hindus say you're married for seven lives — so what happens if one of you reaches moksha first? Mahitha isn't taking that chance. Vishnu snored through an entire Art of Living meditation class, might come back as a chicken (or a shrimp), and according to his wife has turned into a "rogue AI husband" who thinks for himself. Her solution: Meta glasses, so she can see exactly where he's looking.

Also in this episode: stolen "Diwali edition" mirror bags, AI as an artist's assistant, the story of Valmiki, and 17 six-year-olds at one birthday party.

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Chapters:
0:00 Cold open: did someone raise the footrest?
1:18 Welcome to Episode 19
2:15 Colonization, the Gurukula system & Machu Picchu
4:36 "Diwali Edition" mirror bags & paying for craftsmanship
6:09 Respecting artists (and carving stone during a lunar eclipse)
7:39 AI as an artist's assistant
9:08 "Superior intelligence" & Trump's inner circle
16:24 Venezuela, Iran & the Strait of Hormuz
18:04 Why comedians need different perspectives
19:23 "Of course I talk to myself"
20:10 The rogue AI husband: stop thinking for yourself
22:29 Meta glasses so your wife can track you
24:50 Vitamin D deficiency
25:57 Flock cameras & Enemy of the State
27:16 Married for seven lives — and no moksha for Vishnu
29:53 The story of Valmiki
32:03 Snoring through Art of Living meditation
36:02 "I don't like change"
39:09 Who should be changing? No one.
39:58 "I dare you to buy me Meta glasses"
43:05 Foldable iPhones & the future of phones
44:35 Magadheera
46:55 The 17-kid birthday party
50:05 The great hide-and-seek scare
51:46 Nor'easter update & staying safe from AI
56:11 Who's the fly and who's the butterfly?

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