"Reliability: Very Low"
Untrue. You can ALWAYS rely on Tyrion to stab you RIGHT in the face.

Malekith: We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace.


Tyrion: yeeEEETT

“We are all elves here, settle down.”

Sharpens sword meaningfully

Tyrion: Recieves the Sword of Khaine

Cowabunga it is

Dark elves: the evil ones.

High elves: the evil ones but wearing white clothes.

The part where it shows Malekith looking intimidating on Seraphon...and then zooms to the High Elf side of the field to show like 6 dragons absolutely killed me!

There are two ways to play Tyrion.
As the great uniter of Ulthuan, the true king of the Elves who shuns the influences of the Chaos Gods to bring about a new age of peace and enlightenment.




Or the correct way.

The High Elves came to teach us art and culture!  There were no survivors...

3:24 When even Malekith is like, "Dude, I think you've killed enough people. You got to stop." You know you've gone too far.

Elven Advisor: Tyrion what kind of invasion is this?!


Tyrion: I AM THE INVASION

2:40 Must be inspiring for those elves watching the enemy general punch their general so hard he flies almost fifty feet like a ragdoll.

Long ago the Elven race was split in two. One race became a genocidal, murder happy race obsessed with world domination. The other one was the Dark Elves.

Have you heard of the High Elves?

-Elvish artilleryelf. Circa 1274

There are only two things i'm sure of.


1: I am sure that I am a peaceful, loving and friendly person.
2: I cannot say that for other people.


Therefore by combining 1 with 2, if I wipe out everyone else, i would have made the world a more peaceful, loving and friendly place.


Logic of the elves.

Teclis: My brother is a grand ruler. The epitome of High Elf royalty and will unite all of our people.

*Tyrion sits atop a mountain of corpses* “I WANT WAR!!”

"So let me get this straight... the guy picked up a sword that makes people go crazy. And then he went crazy. So- people were surprised?" - Cirilla Stark Mcwarrior IX, Interdimensional Historian
"I'm surprised he held out as long as he did." - Malekith

Tyrion, basically the concept of murder on legs.

I expected a tutorial for a noob like me but instead I recieved a comedic masterpeice of the ages.

Step one: Smoke dat weed
Step two: Count to eleven in German.
Step three: High Elf

"We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace." -Malekith