American Dank can't hurt you:

I fully choose to believe Terry is the "protagonist" of all the microphone test stories

4:06 Hearing Dankpods mic test story in such clearance is just surreal

0:30 , 0:58 — austrimerican Terry Bronkson
6:18 — 80s hippie Mr Borkus
12:45 — skyrim

So now we know who was behind the crazy mic test stories making apple pies with tomatoes and racing bins. It was Terry all along.

7:49 funny thing is, Person is a pretty common Swedish surname. And yes, it means person in Swedish too

Not gonna lie, Wade pulls off a mean American accent!

2:18 "There's a burger outside"

0:30 where were you keeping that pristine American accent

Never seen the PS2 Sims 1 glitch out like this, must be something up with the CD or the PS2's laser.

Everyone talkin abt the first accent but holy 6:18 is a totally different person

If Dank is playing this on an actual console, I can just imagine how scratched up that disk must've been.

Love that the fire alarm does not summon the firemen to put the fire out

Your copy of the Sims is struggling, my experience was never this bad. Or it is your ps2

8:33 easily one of Dankpods' best outbursts.

0:31 You nailed not only sounding American but also robotic. I love it 😂

i played this game when i was like 5, saw naked people on the screen (even though they were blurred out) and felt immediately guilty and told my mom I saw porn., 🤣

2:35 is literally just Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit

14:53 "No, mother, those are just the Northern Lights."

I played this a good bit as a kid, never seen so many glitches for it, that disc must be scratched to shite or something.