from reading the comments i have come to the conclusion that theres two type of people : theres 'i havent experience any near-death experience yet in my lfe', or 'i survived death for at least 16 times and i will do it again'

grim reaper said "He is literally 1 HP bro", but then hakka goes for the clutch..

I feel like we landed on the lucky timeline where Hakka is still alive

Hakka: *mumble * mumble "Spear"
Vesper: *gasp

As someone who has had many near-death experiences with both medical emergencies and drownings, I can agree to the fact that god is absolutely trying to smite us for being too powerful. But we stay winning 🥇

Ok, but those were 4, there's still the secret chapter left.
- Drowning chapter
- Tri-attack chapter 1: Dengue
- Tri-attack chapter 2: Bursted appendix
- Tri-attack chapter 3: Intestinal infection
- Secret chapter: ???

4:04 he said it with so much enthusiasm as well😂

Ah yes, a blue spear wielder that always dies yet never dies at the same time, certified Lancer moment

the big Gasp from Gramps when Hakka talked about a Spear LMAO 😂😂😂

Hakka and Vesper are the definition of “I live bitch.” 🤣

Damn i burst laughing when vesper said it just tuesday lmaoooo

So he almost drowned, then he got malaria, but worse, then his appendix bursted and he got an intestinal infection as well. Not to mention when he spoke about his throat problems in another stream. How for the live of God is he still alive?

You dare ask a latino if he ever had a near death experience?
thats our default difficulty lmao

Put Ame and Hakka into a ring and have them fight to the death. Infinite entertainment.

awesome edits AND you converted Fahrenheit to Celcius for the rest of us too! 11/10

For many death is a looming threat but for Hakka it’s just an old acquaintance

"For you it was the near-death experience of a lifetime, for me it was Tuesday " 😂

Literal concept of "Gamers never die, they respawn"

God: “WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!”

Not me watching this again, when Hakka got dengue again.