getting $2500 for communion, trying to flip that by selling percocets, and getting robbed by your first customer is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

Matt’s Korean loudspeaker voice can lift someone out of a deep depressive state

"If your husband found out about that.. he'd beat that guy to death with a vacuum" one of the funniest lines I've heard on a pod in years

Matt doing drunk Korean karaoke with coworkers should’ve gotten him a raise

This was the most Matt episode, fake Korean singing, Rogue Scholar, getting rich by buying assets and running away from home at 22. It's perfect.

Shout out to all the rogue scholars

“I continuously write about being high on Linkedin and it’s not helping” 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😭😭

I’m a cumtown refugee this was the video that got me into mssp thank you for getting me hooked on this podcast

Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes

I witnessed a schizophrenic kid beat another kid to death at work today. I deliver cabinets

"Don't they have Mexicans for this" no fucking way😂

Matt's saga from real estate mogul to robbed drug dealer was hilarious

Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude”
Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house”
That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated

1:07  “do you have mild downs?” … “me?”

1:07 "I dont know do you have mild downs? ... Me?"

9:26  MATT COMMA TO DE OPPISH😂

30:21 From Shane not knowing what Patreon is called... to being the biggest cast on it.

Did every job they named, this clip doesn't have 1 ounce of a lie in it

These old Testaments are fucking gold.

The loudspeaker bit is the funniest thing ever, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard 😂

MATTCHU COMMA TO DA OPPICE 🇰🇷