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Obi Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Brazilians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

It's official, a non-brazilian cannot eat brazilian food without the presence of a brazilian

That candy with a yellow cover is called "rapadura" which is literally just a raw sugar brick from the sugar cane.

As a non-Brazilian, at least now I know what not to do with the farinha if I'm ever eating in the presence of Brazilians.

Him: “ puts water in the farinha “

Me: Nooooooooooooooooo!!

"this is just carbohydrates and coffee"
well you just described almost all Brazilian food

He: *Puts water in the Mandioca flour*

Me: So you've chosen death

him: puts water in the farinha

breaking news: suicide rate among Brazilians increases by 68%

Title: Brazilian



Every single citizen of Brazil:
WHO HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE?

Mais um episódio de: "vídeos feitos por estrangeiros sobre o Brasil que só brasileiros assistem"

Puts water on the flour
Me: Wait . . . thats illegal.

Steve: pours water over the farina
Brazilians: NOOOOOO
Me, in tears: HE'S DOING HIS BEST, LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Hey Steve!

Breakfast:

1- The breakfast is light on contents, because Brazilians usually ate very little on breakfast, a sandwich, maybe some fruit and definitely coffee, breakfast translate to "morning coffee" here.

2 - The breakfast candy taste like molasses because "rapadura" is basically hardened molasses.

Lunch:

1 - The "farinha de mandioca" was supposed to be mixed with the rice and beans. Some people prefer their rice and beans dryer, the cassava flour does a good job sucking the food juices and creating almost a puree. It's really good with roasted meat juices, making a alternative to gravy. Considering the amount they sent, you could have mixed it with the beans and forgone the rice.

2 - The sausages are called "linguiça calabresa" it's usually lean, hot with peeper and smoked. It's traditionally cooked with beans, as they really give the beans a spiced smokey flavour.


Dinner:

1 - The juice was supposed to taste like grape, but for me the local powdered grape juice always tasted purple.

2 - Who the hell put that hot dog sausages in a meal? And where they found those giant mutated ones?

3 - The candies are the same as sugared gummy bears.

Supper:

1 - Guava jam is a traditional jam here, the breakfast jam was probably chemically flavoured, but this one is almost certainly natural.

Notes:

1 - Everything sweet was made with cane sugar, it is way cheaper than HFCS here in Brazil.

2 - Sadly, the coconut bars are coconut flavoured rice crispy bars with chocolate. Pretty cheap, 4 US dollars a dozen.

3 - If you get your hands in another Brazilian ration, and need some help, I can help.

It hurts a lot to see what he did with the Mandioca Flour.

q porra foi essa que ele fez com a farinha KKKKKKKKKKJ

I love how Steve is so likable that even an entire nation can’t get mad at the dude.

Steve: i guess these are little fruit jelly bars.
Rapadurinha: am i a joke to you?!

If you put brazil on the title, the comments will be flooded with brazilians, aproach with caution.

Steve: pours water on the farinha
My little amazon heart: pain and disgust

Him: "Rapadurinha is a jelly"

My teeth: NOOOOOOOOOO