I love how they’ll always mock us for being dramatically insufferable about “THEY TOUCHHEDD”

"what's the worst gift you could receive for christmas?" i'm pretty sure we already know the answer to that and it's three lamps

bold clothing choice from mr dan “we don’t share clothes” howell 😭

feeling very maternally emo over the axolotl

dan: “i feel like the gratuitous display of wealth at the four season slightly offended me”

man… we chose a good one to make famous. thank fucking god.

“I would never wear Phil’s clothes!” Ok Dan

dan likes to joke that the bleach went to phil's brain but i think its actually the migraine disorder, migraines can mess you up

Pro Tip.
To make the Pheal's hat perkier, simply stuff the hat with loosely crumpled paper.

streamed 52 minutes ago???? when i was literally cooking soup while watching old dnp videos??

damn, they said "we're gonna stream for 45 mins and not a second more"

whoever dies first has to get pickled in the lava lamp from the studio as the other one continues the phodcast

its 4am but yaoi matters more

we talk about phil being a great gift giver but also dan has had some bangers over the years like the emo axolotl?? peak

every single time dan says they dont wear one anothers clothes i feel insane. we literally have video evidence of it happening dan howell when i GET you

Dan buying Phil the emo axolotl that looks like 2009 him is so hilarious and also adorable

I just realised that one day my baby nephew (who’s older then) will google what historic thing happened on his birthday and he’ll then have to realise it was the day of the Phan hard launch. I don’t know how to feel about that…

phil was incredibly british during this stream and i cant describe why

no way that UFO christmas sweater is still around and on Dan now

As soon as Phil said “Wheres the pheal” I immediately went back to find the moment the pheal escaped… their 6ft+ selves scared phem away 😔 38:39 behind Phil you can see the phasaulty

my dog once ate 2 pounds of mince pies from a care package and we had to rush her to the dog ER to get her stomach pumped. The vets weighed her when she came in at 12 pounds and she left at 10.5 pounds. She ate 10% of her own body weight in mince