Sometimes i put my mouse cursor over Alberts cursor and pretend we're holding hands.

“IM GOING TO GRD TWO NET YEER” congrats bro

The guy who didn’t speak English and was arguing with a store employee, was just kept asking for a bottle 💀

2:16 “is this a bird” proceeds to put thumbs down on the bird 💔

5:27  That kids bouta be a 7th grader next year. Crazy

1:56
Everybody gangsta, Till Albert legit thumbs downs the birds

I really felt it when he said “IT SUMMER”😔

2:05 5 years later I just realized he was doing it wrong 😭

hold up, trying to think of a target joke

“My names peaches.” -Hot Babe 2020

5:52 man said "can i have a bottle"
6:02 man said "bottle please"
6:12 man said "can you ask for a bottle?"
someone give this man a bottle

The kid speaking in all caps is going into 7th grade this year…

The thumbnail:

Hey can I have a-
violently gets bullied

2:31
Girl : " LoSe tHe aDd "
Albert : " Oh yeah? LOSE THE FAT, GOD! "
Froump : " My names peaches. "

This will forever be my favorite clip

1:55 i like how he answered no even for the birds

5:21 he's in middle school now

Normal annoying customer: "Lose the add", Albert: "Lose the FAT"

“BUT WAT CAPS”

speaking f a c t s

Random guy: talks in caps


Target Employees: has seizure, mental breakdown, crying, breaks computer

2:31 "LOST THE FAT GOD!"