We out here in 2022 while he's living in 1983.

so apparently they didnt even ask satchel a question they just put him in a room with a camera and this is what happened

Bruh he is such a self aware meme, everything he says and does is perfectly in line with the caricature of himself he created

Producer to Editor "We're getting Satchel on the show today."

Good luck editor.

Screw the guitar playing, I hope to achieve this level of sarcasm one day

Satchel is my hero. I bought my first Steel Panther album as an infant, six weeks later I had a mullet, herpes, a primer van and a stripper babe girlfriend. Thank you Satchel.

"Only people with jobs get up in the morning."  What a great quote.

2 mins in and Satchel is talking about cutting bagels....Did not disappoint..

No one:

Satchel: bE cArfuL whEn wHeN yOU CuT bAgELs

Man is literally ryan reynolds if ryan reynolds were kidnapped by a hair metal band

it feels like he was cryogenically frozen from 1983 and just thawed out

Tony Iommi cuts his bagels with a massive steel flattening machine.

Satchel: plays smoke on the water
Loudwire: "hey could you not.."
The copyright Police: breaks down door!!

He has the hair of that chain smoking aunt that never grew out of the 80's.

He sounds like he just learned to swear

He looks like a combination of Anna Kendrick and Ben Stiller

Im 20 and he looks younger than me wtf

This guy is a freakin’ genius! Living in a time warp. Stay in the 80’s Satchel, cuz 2020 sucks.

Has huge amps in the background. Uses My little pony version amp.

"I like all the solos on our new record because I paid George Lynch a LOT of money to do em."  Hahahah underrated line right there.