For no particular reason, $100 millions in nickels, weighs more than the Eiffel Tower in France.

to be fair, he's summoning HIS Honda Accord. so it already exists and belongs to him. he's just bringing it to him.

9:48 The only d20 that's rolled for Vicious Mockery is the saving throw.
That dwarf is not gonna have disadvantage on his attack roll

100 000 000$ in nickles was a huge understatement. This is 10 000 tons of sheer metal. It's literally like if you throw the entire Scrooge McDuck's vault in somebody.

I cast singular very pleasant headpet. (Makes you permanently yearn for more.)

8:55 The best part is when the video buffers after he casts it.

If I was a wizard… I’d totally be chillin in a blizzard with a lizard…

4:29 yay silly cat is Star Wars fan!

14:05 Counterspell. 9th Level.

"If you ain't cloakin', you're broken."

Again, the fact his Magic Missle missed shows this man has horrendous accuracy to the point A GLORIFIED CANTRIP AIMBOT SPELL MISSED!

9:49 the voice for this is I believe from Battleblock Theatre a game where your friend is being controlled by an evil group by a magic hat. He always sounds cheerful even though he is permanently crying

Just go through the most popular shorts - or the newest ones, whatever strikes your fancy - to get your wizard and witches fix!

13:30 nah, they gotta pay off their student loan debt.

9:12 "Sophist said, calmly, -"

2:56 fun fact! If you were to stack that many nickles on top of each other facedown, you could breach the atmosphere and enter space nearly 40 times over, or if you kept going, it would be 10% of the distance between the earth and the moon!

in dnd you only need 5 f things 1. be level 3 2. a book or other object with a lot of things in it like a book has pages 3. the glyph of warding spell which you can get a the earliest at level 3 4. the fireball spell 5. time
glyph of warding allows you to store a spell of level 3 or lower in an object, in this case its a sheet of paper in the book and you are going to store fireball with a trigger phrase or action to activate like "boom" or just opening the book, in this case we are going to use "See you never" then do the same with the remaining pages until you run out of spell slots then long rest and repeat until the book is full then close the book and store it in an easy to access place that won't have the spells go of by accident like in a bag of holding then when you find something or someone you want gone, take out the book throw it at the thing you want gone and then yell "See you never." a book has on average a Children's picture books has 32 pages and that is the shorts books on average book and each fireball deals 8d6 fire damage on a failed DEX save, or half as much damage on a successful one that's on average 384 on a failed save and 192 on a successful one. a tarrasque , arguably the hardest to kill monster has 676 hp 2 children's picture books kills it

15:16 I think magic missile is auto-aiming so I wonder how it’s missing

God Dayum she never stops moving, how much caffeine does this cat consume to be this energetic

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