hey that's how i learned to swim my dad just tossed me in.... my mom was screaming "what are you doing he's gonna drown," my dad replied "don't worry when he goes down for the third time i'll get him." i decided i didn't like the idea of drowning so i figured it out quick... best way to learn something isn't to fiddle about but jump right in and do it.

Thanks for all the laughs, Jimmy!

I was taught how to swim at age 6 by being tossed into a creek. Fortunately, I was a fast learner...😅

What do you do mate? Well Jimmy, every time you're out telling jokes, I'm at your place doing your misses 😅😂😅

As Clint Eastwood said, "Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog."

Just resent found out about Jimmy, fuck what I’ve have missed, he are very funny, love that part about the physic lady she should be ashamed of herself, hustling money of dumb people

😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

My Mom was taken from Alzheimer's, a few months back in May (2026).  What a devastating, and degenerative process to watch happen to someone over a 2 1/2+ year process.  She actually hung on for a few months longer than they predicted, so I had already made my peace with it, when she finally did pass.

0:49 "How do you teach swimming?" What a silly question. I can only assume that nobody ever taught Jimmy Carr how to swim, and that he can't swim.

I think Jimmy prefers mustard on his hot dog😂😂