This legendary dude:
arrives
talks about the problem with slop content and points fingers at the biggest slop "creators" (you know the ones)
leaves

returns
drops actually solid, to-the-point lore details few have thought about
leaves again

o7

[Video has been under review for reasons of Treason]

8:15 thank you, I was about to report it myself, but I should have had more trust in the swift arm of the Truth Enforcers, may liberty guide you.

Guys... they are knocking on my door.

Edit: Thanks for all the support for this video, I sadly can't post a new video due to midterm exams. I'll be back hopefully right after! Plus I wanna spend time with friends and take a break :)

When it comes to stims, helldivers will die before they even start developing symptoms.

SE society is basically an illusion and cover for the mega corporations as pillars.

Ampudyne making drags makes so much sense  to me
As explosives have a tendency to maim
In other word they create their own demand…

As a Helldiver ever had a grenade blow up to soon? probably apudynes doing

That my headcanon at least

I suspected something like that is going on. Still, it's great to see an even detailed picture.

Finally, a Helldivers lore vid. I’ve been waiting for somebody to make these videos. Helldivers have a lot of hidden lore and it surprise me that no one wanted to make videos on it like people who do lore videos for halo or Elden ring.

the mechanicus music when you speak of ampudyne is just gold
glory to the omnissiah

4:13 being a company that sells to people that have lost limbs means you sell the solution AND the problem 😂

“woah can’t wait to watch this video about this fictional video totally unrelated to the real world”

I'm glad you still keep it mostly serious, I don't like it very much when people make everything 98% joking and memes. This is a nice video, I especially like how you even tell us history of these things!

democracy officer? this is the guy

3:32 water found in ocean

6:06 Honestly wish there would be a SEAF-themed armor set, sucks that a pre-order set is the closest we'll get.

7:24 HELL YEAH‼️‼️‼️I LOVE BEING A CITIZEN OF SUPER EARTH🌍🌍🌍💪💪

Illegal broadcast detected. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Good morning Fancy Schmancy, I represent the Ministry of Truth, and I have a few things that I would like to say on this matter.

1. There is nothing wrong with Strohman News, it's essential to have a well informed and well educated population so that they can be directed to making the most correct and relevant decisions possible. How are they suppose to know if they might be next if they can't see the evolutions of the galactic war? How will they know how far they are from the gloom, automaton invasions, or Illiminate mind control? The opposite of telling people nothing, would simply be anarchy, and chaos. You don't want chaos, do you?

2. Morgunson Defense. You didn't say anything bad about this company, but the title of the video heavily implies that there is something wrong with them. Allow me to inform you that there is nothing wrong with this company. They're not profiting off of war as you imply at the end of the video, they're providing an essential service by giving us the means to defend ourselves, and without them we'd be defenseless. This rhetoric would see guns stripped from innocent families and soldiers. Think of the children, do you want unarmed children during a galactic war?

3. PermaCura is the salt of the Super Earth. They keep us alive. Without the people who keep us alive, we would be dead. We don't want people to be dead, and that's why we put ourselves in the hands of PermaCura. Also, stims do not have addictive properties, the rate at which Helldivers take stims has nothing to do with any chemical dependencies or psychological dependencies, and everything to do with hard battlefield conditions. If an automaton gets lucky and accidently shoots you in the chest, are you not going to take a stim to save your life? If you don't take your stim, your family will miss you and your dog will be very sad and confused. Don't make your loved ones sad! Pop a stim!

4. I don't understand the "Greed" of C.O.B genetics. Do you have a problem with feeding people? I don't know about you, but I love my morning cup of Liber-tea! Made with REAL! artificial flavors and REAL! artificial sweeteners! It's leading all the flavor polls, and none of that would be possible without C.O.B Genetics!

5. Ulterior Industries have no ulterior motives! They just want to ROCK AND STONE!

6. Trustor bank literally has "trust" in the name. How do you get more trust worthy than that? Also, how is bug insurance a bad thing? Trustor bank does not "monetize human suffering," quite the opposite. They give people comfort and relief. Terminds are not some unknown, strange, and distance threat, it's a real threat! That affects real people! Imagine if you lived next to the gloom! Or a planet like Gacrux which sees regular terminid invasion. Would you still be chastising hard working and honest people trying to bring comfort and security to your life if you were next in line to be invaded?

7. Ampudyne is evil because it gives people prosthetics so they can continue to lead normal, healthy, and fulfilling lives? Are you evil? Do you go to hospitals to laugh at children in wheel chairs? Ampudyne doesn't! They give those young and very sick children new legs! Ampudyne also does not have an indentured labor force of cyborgs. It has dissident workers, but they don't need the same benefits as a citizen because they hate peace and Managed Democracy. We allow them to live however because we're better than the Cyborgs, who would simply shoot the children instead of helping them. Children die when they are killed! Don't shoot children!

8. Stahl Arms also produces the FRV's, so kickstart your heart Freebirds and rev those engines!

9. Martian armory is greedy because it produces beloved products that fans everywhere adore? I don't know about you, but I cried a tear of joy when I got ahold of that BEAUTIFUL! MA5C assault rifle!

10. SUMY. Do you hate yoghurt? I think it's cool that they made an armor to represent their brand! It shows they really care about our boys in blue! Did you know that every suit of TR-7 armor comes with a free yoghurt cup?

To summarize, The Ministries and companies of the Federation of Super Earth are not capitalizing on war, nor are we profiting off of fear and terror. We provide comfort! We provide solutions! We don't lay down to invaders and allow them to kill us and everything we love! We stand up! We fight! We hold the line! Would you let your home be invaded by aliens? No! You shoot aliens to prove that they're not the ones made in the image of Lady Liberty!

This has been your local Truth Enforcer bringing you the Truth! This information has been approved by the Ministry of Truth and fact checked by REAL! Super Earth Patriots!

Ministry of Truth. Trust no one else.

We're watching.

I love how Trustor bank is literally pronounced like: Trust our bank

1:59 "near super sonic speeds".... Okay let's go with that