“He kinda looks like a vampire” you already passed 2 vampires, and this isn’t one of them 😂😂😂

"Imagining a fight scene with Johnny dancing to Johnny B Good"
I can think of one reason why that would not happen.

36:15 it is pretty funny how it was pretty much the opposite. Bruno a literal mafia member that had killed people as a child and johnny who beginningly is a spoiled brat

This mf did not start reading spin-off novel kars abilities

Referencing the stands from the Jorge Joestar novel as though it is anything more than a licensed fanfic is peak comedy

Watching you choose a character with no powers over the one with the strongest stand in all of Jojo is hilarious.

You kinda covered it, but when Joseph said he planned it, he's thinking "That's BS, but it'll make him so mad :D"

on the color's comment around 7:10? Araki has said there are no 'canon' colors in Jojo. So often you will see characters colored differently over the years and across adaptations.

13:39  saying bro is a god is so goddamn close

I love how completely apprehensive and bewildered you sound when you start reading Tusk act 4 its like someone trying to read a math equation theyve never learned about

I'm having such a good time seeing you guys just trying to wrap your heads around jojo's stands. I would totally watch a video of you just trying to rank stands like King Crimson and D4C etc.

Something you missed, cause you talked over it, that when Joseph was bragging to Kars, he admitted internally he had no idea what he was doing and only said it to piss him off. It's also worth noting that Kars did try flying back to Earth, but his body crystalized before he could reverse his trajectory.

Explaining one thing - Stands were introduced in Part 3 of Jojo's (or season 3 if you want to call it that) and Kars comes from Part 2 where there were no stands, and those stands you were naming for Kars come from non-canon novel, he doesn't have those in anime/manga but he does have Ultimate Life Form ability and body-related abilities. Joseph comes from part 2 too but he appears in part 3 so he got stand.

You missed the part that makes Heaven’s door one of the most powerful stands : While im book form, Rohan can write new information in the pages and anything he writes forcefully becomes reality. Example : If he writes “I cannot hurt Rohan Kishibe”, the person that’s been written on cannot for ANY REASON hurt him anymore. This also manipulates reality and logic to some degree, for example he wrote “I can speak perfect Italian” in someone and they were instantly able to speak perfect Italian.

This was fun; thanks for the video.

Quite ironically, it was, in fact, VERY satisfying to watch Kars get launched into space by random happenstance. Context is key there. He is a "mastermind" type of character, a genius among geniuses of his race, and completely full of himself after achieving his millennia long ambition of becoming the Ultimate Lifeform. Being undone not by another genius, or an extreme powerhouse, or cunning trickery but by sheer dumb coincidence that Kars could not have predicted or planned around was, in my opinion, exactly the kind of humiliation such an antagonist deserves. The other two main Pillarmen get uncharacteristically serious, or even solemn words of acknowledgement from Joseph in their final moments. Kars, on the other hand? That he gets boastful bragging with not a hint of sincerity as he flies off into space is a stark contrast to Joseph's attitude with Wham and AC/DC, who have earned his respect in one way or another. Anyway, let's just say Kars very quickly earns every bit of disrespect that the finale throws his way. Screw that guy; the planet was right in telling him to get off her lawn.

10:18 You have NO IDEA what you just brought upon yourself, LOL. 😂

It would be so cool if you contacted a jojo essay youtuber like METAs, and then do a video where you guess what abilities of stands do. Either that, or just react to the abilities, because it’s so fucking cool.

17:31 it's a crime that Funny Valentine's back scars are not included here.

14:21 Koichi IS after all, quite a reliable guy

5:53 ironic part is the leftmost drawing of Jolyne is from her Gucci collab lmao