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Sorry if the audio at the end sounds a little weird. there was an issue with copyright, it was either fix it, or have the video be blocked in the US


Also anyone who watched the video and thought about trying this game out, I strongy reccomend against it lol. Over the course of the filming of this video, I saw a tribe speedhacking 5 seperate times (not precome, some other tribe). I reported them (with video evidence), and as far as I could tell, they were not banned.

And when I say speedhacking, I don't mean a guy running 20% faster or whatever. these guys could could enter and exit render distance of a player in about 2 seconds. So they were travelling at something like 10X(!!!) the speed possible. How the game doesn't automitcally detect someone moving TEN TIMES faster then possible is beyond me, but here we are.  


If you guys liked this style of video I've done more like it. Heres a few links: (fair warning they are ASE)
https://youtu.be/mkjUxbTQ_WE
https://youtu.be/VKqec4WA8as
https://youtu.be/2JEfMTFaWIE
https://youtu.be/vQjtuHXFmts

"So remember, children:  don't build over the notes or the forest goblins will get you."

Waging protracted people’s war has some strange chapters. Sometimes you’re sabotaging key bits of infrastructure, sometimes you’re eating shit

"My chubby little ass was craving some fertilizer right about now" I'M DEAD 😭😭

Imagine you're a big CEO of a huge empire, and you see some ABSOLUTE GOBLIN, running around eating batteries out of your board room t.v. remotes. That's Trafalgar's enemies here.

Bro really crawled through their front yard, spitefully eating their shit 😭

New Phobia Unlocked : Guerilla Ark Warrior eating my shit on my backyard

"ill suiting metal armour" idk what hes on about that metal chest plate is perfectly sculpted to his tumtum

Jerk Tribe: *blocks notes*

This Man: “Of course you realize this means war.”

" the base was in its infancy, like that baby I shot and killed" is a wild line lmao

The psychological warfare is amazing 😂
Setting up traps that are just annoying and killing their shit when they aren’t even around.

"Is it possible to attain this level of pettiness?"

"Not from a Jedi."

1:24 They 100% need to add build prohibitors around the notes. That is so scummy.

You running up like a crazy caveman throwing boulders at them and then running away into the forest is oddly hilarious

The mines of Moria part played out like an R6 match lmao

He: Eats fertilizer
Clan: Listen up! We're dealing with a professional here.

Precome: Where did all my fertilizer go??
Trafalgar, with a suspiciously-fertilizer-shaped stomach: No idea

29:59 You roasting him in chat to what just happened to him in his base was the cherry on top because you made him realize you were somehow watching him from inside the base, that's next level psycological damage

"when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

Not gonna lie here, this "Using Guerilla Warfare" / "Being freedom fighters" in Ark format is really good lol