My parents asked me the other day: Why do you keep watching the weird sounding pelican guy

And my answer was: This is my favorite Christian family-friendly educative channel that teaches me how to stay hydrated and treat pelicans well.

“Its not like anything bad happened after someone eating a winged creature”
This man is
G O L D

CIA: Water Boarding isn't torture, it's forcefully hydrating someone.

I started camping out in a graveyard, waiting for a funeral to be held. Then, as many people started gathering around for the funeral I quickly yelled "Modest Pelican Gaming!" during their most dark and traumatic hours so that they would remember the almighty Modest Pelican that they heard from the funeral, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

Last time I came this early my uncle smiled.  

Edit: Wasn't expecting to get 420 likes and a reply from the legend himself lmao

Meet Lusca the great, a retired goldfish who is on a mission to become the most powerful seacreature of the ocean. Whilst also ensuring he stays sufficiently hydrated at all times. These are the fish fish fish and together they form a feared plaice, known as the sons of sturgeons, these are their ta(i)les.

"I used to enjoy calamari, and now, calamari enjoys me."
-Papa Peli 2020

Finish this game peli, get that man off the island

I flooded a park full of pelicans and people to keep them hydrated as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

“It’s not like anything bad happened when someone ate a small-winged creature,” Modest Pelican

Its hard to stay hydrated in this game and it hurts my heart 😔

I dropped my pants at the park today, and screamed “Look at my pelican, he’s modest!” As this helps spread the good word of your channel

“So lit mobile sent me this solar battery pack”

1:09 "But hey, its not like anything bad ever happened after someone ate a small winged creature"

The man who ate that bat: Let me introduce myself

I gave all the kids in Africa 'modest pelican' shirts, so when the emotion filled adds to help sponsor a child, everyone will see as this helps spread the good word of your channel

sun rises in east, sets in west

I HAD TO SURVIVE A DAY WITHOUT MODEST PELICAN GAMING

5:06 the hardest choices require the hardest sacrifices

Modest pelican: uploads
Everyone: rushes to the comments
Me: damn im three minutes too late

This isn’t a Christian channel, it is a pelican hydration religious channel