I can't believe I'm actually gonna learn some tech from a bronze junkrat...

the way lifeweaver got immediately deleted, rip lifeweaver, you were the only one that noticed :(

"HOW IS THERE A JUNKRAT HERE!?" is probably a terrifying statement to hear in any situation in Bronze tbh

This WAS a Venn diagram bastion ult but not what Emongg meant when he originally wrote it, he meant when everyone even good players spammed it in a triangle or a Venn diagram but as time went by players learnt and became more patient with it.

Also Emongg forgot to check Ulting after a team fight is lost which would have gave us another bingo :(

The editor had a field day on this one 😂

Wow. Three minutes in and this game is already such a cluster fuck. Shoutout to the Lifeweaver who gave his life for nothing and zombie for the song ❤

I've had to do that a few times as support too.
RIP Lifeweaver, you were the real hero.

As someone who came from TF2 pubs, this is why I love being in the lower metal ranks. You're literally playing a different game with different rules in bronze/silver solo queue than these fancypants good at aiming and also paying attention are playing

As a bronze support it is completely accurate that we are the only ones to notice that some snuck around to cap. The amount of times I had to go back by myself as mercy to 1v1 someone who can 2 shot me and I die anyway (I’m bronze for a reason lol)… it’s a regular thing for me

Replace the C9 paragraph with a QR code leading to an actual multi-page essay on what a C9 is

That c9 backcap was some straight tf2 strats, good times. Lmao

Ain’t no way that junk pulled that off 😂 only in bronze lobbies

Watching him back into the cart then turn around and look at it was very relatable. Diamond 1 and I still do that all the time. Sneaks up on me lol

I made fun of this guy at first but he stayed when the tank left so much respect 🙏

Instead of "Venn Diagram Ult", how about "Shotgun Ult" or "Scattershot Ult"? Venn Diagram evokes a specific type of pattern, but Emongg is taking about something unplanned, disorganized, and chaotic.

In the immersive realm of Overwatch, a captivating team-based multiplayer game, there exists a rather peculiar yet significant phenomenon that leads to the demise of a team in a rather unfortunate and perplexing manner. This outcome is not the result of an overwhelming display of enemy firepower, nor a masterful tactical manoeuvrer, but rather an oversight, an unfortunate lapse in coordination, a failure to seize a crucial opportunity. This extraordinary event occurs when the valiant heroes that comprise a team, driven by their noble aspirations of victory, unintentionally neglect their sacred duty to diligently contest the primary objective at a critical juncture, thereby succumbing to defeat in a most disheartening fashion.

Imagine a climactic match where two formidable teams, each filled with skilled and passionate individuals, clash in a fierce battle for dominance. The game reaches a pivotal juncture as one team manages to overpower their adversaries and gain control of the objective, forcing them into a desperate retreat. With the enemy team driven back, the would-be-victors advance steadily towards seemingly certain victory, their hearts racing with adrenaline and anticipation.

Yet, amidst the exhilaration, a grave tactical oversight occurs. As the attackers close in on their ultimate triumph, their focus wavers, distracted by the relentless chaos and excitement that surrounds them; their attention becomes momentarily misplaced; their thoughts become clouded by the primal urge to claim undisputable dominance over their foes.
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A subtle miscommunication, a lack of awareness, or perhaps a miscalculated assumption leads to a fatal mistake. They fail to assign a hero to remain in contact with the objective, neglecting to touch the sacred point that symbolizes their aspirations for victory. The critical seconds slip away, lost to the ether, as the attackers unwittingly allow the sands of time to run out unopposed.

As the timer ticks down mercilessly, the objective remains unattended, devoid of the touch of a valiant hero. The fatal repercussions of this inadvertent dereliction of duty become painfully evident as Athena's haunting voice reverberates through the hallowed grounds, declaring defeat. Victory, once within their grasp, slips through their fingers like ephemeral mist, leaving only the bitter taste of regret and what might have been. The team's valiant and passionate efforts, their masterfully executed battle tactics, and their intricate plans ultimately crumble, rendered naught by this unforgiving lapse. The brave heroes, who had seemed destined for triumph just moments prior, watch in disbelief as the victory slips through their fingers.

In this heartbreaking turn of events, the team's failure to maintain their steadfast vigilance, to remain ever watchful and committed to the noble cause they espouse, seals their fate. They are left with naught but a resounding lesson etched into their collective memory, a cautionary tale that emphasizes the absolute necessity of unwavering dedication to the objective, lest they fall victim to the enigmatic phenomenon that has come to be known as not touching the objective when they could have touched the objective.

The Venm Diagram ult shouldn't count when doing a Venm Diagram ult is optimal. It's not about the shape, but the context.

Who ever made the playlist for today did great

this.. is.. the best c9 description i could ever imagine. I had high expectations and you guys exceeded them haha

That last part I was just screaming at the screen "SET UP A TURRET IT TAKES A SECOND" could have been an amazing clutch but he really fumbled it.