“can it move? it twitched a little bit” 💀 we are so far removed from horse racing

several lumps of meat were entered into horse races this week

The definition of the word “horse” has changed, at this point is more like “homunculus”

This went from a comedy to an absolute horror really quickly

Of course the natural course for plutonium consumption is to remove ones own head so that the nightmare can end

The legless giraffe named "break a leg" is absolutely sending me

I have no mouth and I must neigh.

First game: you are not that fast, but alright
This game: how many plutonium can a horse eat before turning into a monster

a gram of plutonium has 19.7 billion calories that horse just ate enough to keep itself alive till the end of the universe

‘it’s looks kinda normal now’ - HeTheLyon about the irradiated fox-car-horse with an upside down jaw

The fact there is a normal looking horse named “cursed horse” in these races with literal abominations giving it and the other horses in the race giga cancer is just something lol

This feels like taking a shotgun to the horse’s genes and expecting to paint the Mona Lisa

The horse beginning to breed by itself was kind of terrifying

Mewgenics: Get valuable mutations and breed them into your bloodline of cats.

Horsey Game: Biblically accurate horse that asexually reproduces.

My favorite is the one that is super fast but only backwards and had quintuplets via asexual reproduction 😭

AMALGASTALLION MUST HAVE A SON TO CARRY HIS LEGACY

You can change the direction your horse will run by putting it in the love barn, then remove it. Also, if you want to wake up a horse without ending the day, set them free outside and lasso them again and they will be awake. This way, you can breed horses without them getting old

The horse who bred by themselves did something called asexual fission from my knowledge

If you put a small population of horses in the powerplant grass, they will naturally breed and mutate like crazy btw.
Also if you go in the south central part of the map, there is a research tent, you can buy a gun there and if you complete his research goals all the way he will give you a hot air balloon that allows you to fly across the whole map and speed up time.

20:41 “it’s alive..?” What a horribly low bar 😭