"The cucumbers are pre-washed."
ALR, who has no responsibilities, no hobbies, mostly bedbound, goes to bed at 5 am and wakes up at 2 pm: "Thank the Lord."

Her cooking all those vegetables together when they all have different cooking times drives me absolutely nuts.

With her soup, the point of cooking the meat & onion first is to brown them, to add flavour. That can't happen in water, so it's pointless

microwaved sausage with cucumber on an english muffin with cream cheese, disgusting-lynn

After seeing her cook, I don’t blame her for ordering takeout that often.

Chef-lynn is still somehow the most tolerable and entertaining lynn

I'd pay to see Gordon Ramsay reacts to her meals 😭

the way she doesn’t toast english muffins or bagels 🥲

English person here; English muffins are meant to be toasted
Can’t imagine swallowing down that carby brick

Why is she so scared of using oil for cooking the vegetables, but not scared of all the grease in her daily fast food takeout?

SHE DIDN’T TOAST THE MUFFIN!!!!

She lives like a 75 year old granny

Why, WHY does she never use the correct utencils in the kitchen? OMG... stirring the "soup" with a spatula... 😪😖

My favourite part is how anything on the cooktop is on high/redhot/power 10/ highest temp possible so it is always boiling the entire time

Her ‘water rather than oil’ phase still makes me want to k word myself. You don’t even need oil for the nonstick pans 😭

Does she go through the grocery store with her eyes closed just grabbing random things, then take them home and cook it all together? Does she realize there are hundreds of spices in this world, other than her go to four spices for EVERYTHING she cooks?

A LITERAL MOUNTAIN OF SAUSAGE. She calls it a mountain and knows it’s gross and way too much, still doesn’t take anything off

I like hot sauce on seemingly strange things, but not EVERYTHING.
I think that she's destroyed her pallette so much that hot sauce is the only way she can tell something went down her face hole.

Pookie Ramsay putting everyone else to shame with her cooking skills.

What was she thinking when she came up with that first concoction!? Sausage and cucumber???