The cleanest redditor

"Brother, your stench is putrefying our brothers before our very eyes"
"Lol," said Mortarion.  "Lmao."

Horus' true meaning "Angron, I want Mortarion off this ship as fast as possible."

Warmaster I heed your call

Great now go heed a shower…

That paragraph must have been written by someone who just attended a 40k tournament and met the champion.

"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!" - Angron.

Once again, amazing thing. I would listen to an entire book voiced by you. Gifted not only with a voice, but with great talent

"This could have been an email"

"We welcome you brother" - in translation, i bloody hate everyone of you it should be the others, not you all😂😂😂
-Horus

Angron: "Noooo i must attack the Palace first"
Horus: "It is my will. Mortarion will land first"
some minutes later
Abbadon: "Why did you send Mortarion first"
Horus: "To get rid of that... abominable stink"

I cant but help laugh at angrons noo it should have bedn mee meee meme xD. Outstanding work as always

Horus standing there with all his mutated and freak brothers. Oh yes we are the good guys

Mortarion "my warmaster, i heed your call."

Abaddon "Okay let me stop you right there, you sound terrible alright?
You are doing this thing and....what the hell is that?
I mean....And you look like if i touched you you'd be sticky and frankly you smell bad, you are pretty much offensive on all 5 senses.

Mortarion "that's only 4"

Abaddon "well you know when you smell something and it gets stuck in there and you can kinda taste it?
Yeah i'm tasting you right now and it's awful, truly disgusting like salty garbage"

Mortarion licks himself with his putrid corrupted tongue "Yeah, i totally taste it!"

Mortarion the discord mod

The craziest thing about this part of the heresy is that all of these primarchs and leaders are standing around, looking like warp spawn, and nonchalantly going "We're the good guys."

The cleanest redditor meets the least insane 4chan user.

"Brother you need to get the fuck off my ship you smell like pure unfettered ass."
"It is called Aura, my Warmaster."

Mortarion stank so bad that literal wizards from super hell in air tight space armor were gagging

They are clearly a bunch of friendly gentlemen. Grandfather told me so!

The Master of Logic not bailing when his ally is Angron the crybaby, Smelly moth, red wizard that has gone bananas and the snake monster that tried to kill him, but left the Emperor after blowing up a planet which they do on a daily basis.