Everyone knows that you're supposed to leave the shower curtain open so that you know there's not a murderer hiding behind it when you get up to pee in the middle of the night. Common knowledge.

link: makes a completely neutral facial expression
rhett: no that looks too seductive

Link has a resting "interested" face.

"I have a special face brush." Of course you do Link, of course you do.

Rhett "All the mlm's we mentioned are reputable"
Link "mmm they're legal"
nice

Link's story about his boss sounds like an episode of The Office.

The pink shower curtain slime is real Rhett. It’s real.

You're right, MLM's aren't ILLEGAL pyramid schemes--- they're legal pyramid schemes

"I'm gonna die young, man, but I've thought so hard."
I have never felt any statement as deeply as this one

I recomend using “thanks in advance” when sending emails cause it’s passive aggressive

I love that Link "won" over his neighbor 😂

I like to think the neighbor is a listener of Ear Biscuits. I bet he'd be laughing pretty hard at this.

Ugh. Thank you! "Monetizing the friendship." I'm a new-ish mom of an almost two year old and have struggled a ton with loneliness and depression. I finally started thinking about joining a mom's group one of my FB friends shared about... But then I started getting messages from her about her business and asking if I wanted to host a "party" for her. Suddenly I didn't want to go to the group I could've really benefited from, out of fear that I'd be pressured everytime to join the company. And it felt so gross because she started the messages by feigning interest in how me and my son were. Way to add to my feeling that people don't genuinely care at all...

I read the title as”how link escaped a pyramid”, potential GMM episode? Lol

Rhett’s dry humor and side comments while Link talks just kills me. 😂

It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s multi level marketing, and the levels just happen to be in the shape of a triangle, and triangles aren’t pyramids, so it’s all very legal and “reputable” 🤔🧐🤯

Now I know why Link has so many grey hairs. It’s from all those thoughts of how many inches the shower door should be open to be optimal

Hey Link, if you keep picking up after your kids they'll never do it themselves. The simple solution is this: Figure out a consequence for them that logically follows. For example if they don't put the used towel in the laundry, they now have a dirty towel located on the floor to dry off with next time. When they want to use the sink next they'll have to take the underwear out of it themselves. Assuming Christy is doing their laundry, don't do it unless they've put all their dirty laundry where it belongs, & letting them wear dirty clothes is not ok, so the choice will become go out naked because they'll run out of clean clothes, or make sure their clothes are getting washed, & mom will only wash them if they pick up their own dirty laundry. You do have to put expectations on them, since you're the parent, & it's easier when they're younger. I'm a therapist btw, I have parents ask how to handle those things all the time, usually once the kids are already teenagers & really don't want to change their habits.😄  Barbara Coloroso wrote lots of self help for parents books on this subject.

"Isn't this just a 'get-rich-quick' scheme?"
"Yes, you will get rich quick! We all will!"

I know what Links talking about, the pink mold is so odd and disgusting 😖😂