@5:36 don't feel bad Kris, when I was like 4 I'd drop to the ground real fast to see if my shadow could keep up.

Gwar does that bit for every President

11:19 they not like us, they not like us, they not like us

@kallmekris 5:35 the "catching your shadow" i learned from Disneys Peter Pan, when he had Wendy sew on his shadow back on to one of his feet.  Ill never forget. Ever since ive been trynna psych out my shadow lmao! Yeah....fr tho. 😂

They are secretly married for sure

Is this a sign that the banana SourBoys are a good idea?

9:00 oops, "in my best Clint sarcastic voice"
Did someone forget to censor the audio?😂

Kris, lol, the tea is you're married now. I know you're not but that's how it will come off. 🤣

I'm a Maine Commercial Lobster Fisherman, and we often call Lobsters, bugs. "How many bugs did you guys catch today?" and then the conversation often goes "Oh a couple crates." The meme was probably written by a lobster lol 😂

the gump club censored bar for swearing don't work if you can still hear the cursing lol

i’m convinced ompa was created in a lab how has he never done so much stuff as a kid

Don't worry Kris! There are others out here who tried to outwit our shadows. Maybe Peter Pan had something to do with it. 😅

11:47 HA HA GOOD JOKE!!! 😟

""Ha ha ha ha ha ha good joke"".....for evidence!🎉

5:36 it’s because of Peter pan. I always put soap on my feet to the shadow could leave easily 😂

It’s ok Kris we all tried to trick our shadows

10:21 this is the reason people become addicts, with morphine or opioids you chase that first high. With jo or p@rn they can’t get enough of it

There was a video awhile back where Caleb was reacting to cringe and Kris came up and he said she wasn’t cringe just not his style… and now we’re here😂

I met Micheal Richards a couple years after his…incident.He had hired my dad who had a fence building business. A very small fence building business where he was often the only employee and worked very hard everyday. He was a straight up cowboy. So getting hired by Micheal Richards for a huge job that paid well was a big deal for us because we lived in a single wide trailer. My dad took my mom and I to go with him to camp in our old little RV on this big piece of property in the foothills, somewhere near UC Davis in CA I remember. Micheal Richards acts a lot like his Kramer character in real life. He was perfectly nice though and was really interested in learning about what my dad does. I remember shaking his hand and thinking how very soft they were because I was so used to my dad’s hands covered in cuts and bruises and just a solid callous from working hard all day. He was kinda annoying when he was trying to be funny. But nice enough.

It’s Okay Kris I also tried to trick my shadow when I was little ❤😂❤😂