Somehow this just became a game of Plague Inc.

I love the little B Kyoto plot of small unarmed military absolutely partying their ass out in Japan on their last vacation while it's main government is leading mass psycho mind bending chemical war outbreak.

>Everyone in the government is high on drugs
>Systematically declare war on every powerful nation in the world
>Get colonized and partitioned

Did Twitch Chat just accidentally recreate Chinese history?

The UN taking years to respond, condemning and threatening the bad actors, and never actually following through when the bad actions continue is hilariously in character.

instead of a war on drugs, this is a war on drugs

We are two streams away from him opening a HOI4 Multiplayer Lobby

"The Enlightened ones simply wait in the ash, strumming their ukeleles"

Doug that's fucking terrifying

I love how there are some random soldiers partying in Kyoto throughout all of this

Went from "US Invades Kyoto" to "We cannot negotiate with a cloud" in only 2 years

This is a gold mine of quotable lines. “The laws of physics are optional in Miami.”

Don't think I didn't notice the one chatter that consistently asked to "release catgirl hormones to turn everyone into catgirls". Im onto you, Devusiks.

I love how chat couldve won in like 3 turns but they just had to do acid

This video is a showcase of the fact that it's very easy to break things but a lot harder to fix them

SCP-001, DougDougs' proposal

I love how this gradually turned into a plague inc scenario

the laws of physics are reported to be 'optional' in Miami

I love how by the end of this Doug and chat stopped controlling people through government but through the drugs themselves. The AI started acting like they were a god that was infecting the minds of everyone on drugs, and it stops mentioning government sending actions but instead the drugged people being influenced by the "pink mist" to do things.

i like how before the neutralizers hit there was this mythical lake of estrogen and LSD in the middle of a barren ashen wasteland like the fountain of eternal youth

Turned from Pax Historia to Plague Inc real quick

"Sobriety will destroy us from within" goes hard