I saw this guy on a cruise once. He just said not to talk to him and ignored me.

I love when it goes riggy diggy do

damn i remember OG prgancy test that shi was a cheat code fr

Apolo Ohno visited my school once, and unironically told a gymnasium full of students that he had the strongest legs in the world, and that he could lift a 4000 pound car.
God, I wish I was joking.

8:00 me when someone asks me what the best way to play peggle is and i hate them

I saw this guy on a cruise once. He was looking for an extra chair for his cabin for some reason.

Ohhhh baby I’m such a nubbypilled numbercel

23:49 the crazy part is 'Spidey and his Amazing Friends' is a minor deep cut comic book reference.

dont ever smoke no weed from the gas station bro

Now we're talking

"let your spirit do the talking for once" kinda goes hard ngl

A spelunky 2 cut would be kino

It is crazy when a singular ant makes it into the house and is found in the craziest place. Like what are you doing there hanging from the ceiling in my bedroom? Theres nothing here for you. Now its time to be flushed down the toilet.

I was watching his Tomadachi Life video and he made a noise that I swear was from Nubby

"Public sentiment towards the game peaks during the E3 reveal trailer and is at a record low 3 hours after release" DAAANNGGG

THE POWER OF THE SUN