[ANY ENGLISH FEMALE NAME]! NOOOO! OH MY GOD!

Local cameraman purges all women from Michigan.

I like how they run 15 feet down the road and then start talking like they're safe.

Michigan Report From Hell: A metric tonne of girls die and one guy constantly screams

My favorite part of the game is probably the fact you have to charge up your run before you tackle like you're in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Monster kills girl. New girl appears. Monster kills girl. New girl appears. Monster kills girl. New girl appears.

THEY'RE EATING HER
AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME

>Gets attacked by monsters
>Proceeds to body slam friends across the entire room

AHHHHH A MONSTEEER OOOH MY GOOOOD

"Somebody's in trouble!"
byeah

I thought the phone call scene was jerma edited in I almost passed out cry laughing

Outlast 3 looks great.

This game would have been scary if it wasn't dubbed from 5 mongolian slaves and Microsoft Sam.

im glad the only training you got for being a camera man was ramming people

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD

Idk how Jerma got over the ragdoll charge animation so quickly. I kept laughing my ass off when it happened.

I'm confused by how incredibly inappropriate the music is when you're fighting a monster in this game

"I'm waiting for a person named Nina. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and a tattoo that looks like the numbers 15468."
I knew someone named Nina that died. She was waiting for someone too. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and a tattoo that looked like the numbers 15468."

"And what does that have to do with me?"

SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE


B'yeah

Name! Name! Naaaaammmee!!! Ooohhhhh myyy Gooooooooooooooooddddddddd!!!!!!