This is what toddlers think adult life is like

I just love in all his videos on MDickie games, he makes some short weak character that everyone immediately tries to murder, the short character dies, and Jerma then makes a 7ft tall super strong mutant character that just murders anyone he comes across.

“Jerma, MDickie game, 1 hour” is my activation code

I love this game, he tried to follow all the rules and play as a goody two-shoes and got bullied and killed instantly

21:48 the idea of someone being wanted for crapping his pants in public and the cops opening fire on him instantly with machineguns is so funny I almost passed out laughing

the fucking kamikaze horse escape prevention system bro 😭

16:45 Gigachad Connor Rose sees MrCrime escape and instantly explodes out of the back seat of a cop car just to taunt him.

Its funny how in the first minute of play, an officer essentially setup MrCrime for arrest by asking him to deliver that revolver.

Franz Kafka's prison

Something understated but important to the charm of MDickie games: All the dialogue implies a reputation system, but how its executed feels so random that everyone acts like sociopathic goldfish

Jerma trying to live out his ideal dream life of being at least 5ft tall

❌Defamation
✅Defecation

goodestboy trying so hard and getting the worst treatment out of everyone killed me

Jerma thinks prison colors means you can wear any clothes as long as they're the right color

52:48 I can't get over how he finally manages to get the officer off, only for the camera to pan to him already being attacked by an inmate

the slow pan over of him watching his cellmate sleeping at 9:52 was cinema

instant classic stream

8:38 "I'm sorry" *bashes guy in head 5 times with a 45lb plate

The Goodest Boy arc fucking had me in tears he just wasn't cut out to be a varsity athlete holy shit.

MrCrime starting his crypto scam and IMMEDIATELY getting run over by a random motorist in the middle of an aircraft hangar and then proceeding to keep talking about the scam until he dies is so ethereally funny