Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think!

Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it!
Thanks for watching!

"What the hell is tolerance!?"
-Said the guardsman calmly

Tau: Can your hatred for the other not subside for the moment?
Guardsman: Bold words for someone in melee range.

“Just shoot it till it dies, it’s not that complicated!” I like the way this guardsman thinks

Stormtrooper: Look, I admit it, my empire is casually racist.

Guardsman: Mine went ranked.

"Friend?"

"No!"

"Not Enemy?"

"Acceptable."

When you realize a Storm Trooper has better treatment than an Imperial Guard.

Not better weapons or training... Just better treatment on average.

The Tau was talking some tough shit for a xenos in bayonet range.

"The enemy of my enemy dies last"

-Sun Tzu

That shot of the guardsman jabbing the xenomorph was pretty damn cool.

Stormtrooper: so, you mean to tell me that was a xenomorph, those are Termanids, that's a necromorph, and that's a tyranid, and that's a zerg? Gosh, how many hiveminded aliens are there?

Guardsmen: I don't know and I don't particularly care...

Stormtrooper: no wait, there were those bug guys back on geonosis that could be considered a hivemind species? Not entirely sure after we wiped them off the face of the galaxy...

The Guardsmen and Stormtrooper pair, is as wholesome as he is with the Iron Warrior.

😂 WE DON'T CALL IT SLAVERY  * WE CALL IT UNPAID CIVIL SERVICE* 😂

The guardsman looks at the stormtrooper and instead of pity he feels familiarity

These two were lucky the alien was a xenomorph and not a tyranid

I was expecting a helldiver to show up.

Casualty rates for both human factions 99.9999999%... complete xenos eradication, total victory.

Fun fact, the imperium at large doesn't know about what's actually in corpse starch. [It has corpse in the name, I know. But most people just assume it refers to the taste.]

Ergo, that's a veteran guardsman.

"Okay look, their just standing there and talking. That's all their doin, that's ALL they ever do is just stand there and talk. So five minutes from now when you ask me "what are they doing, my answer is gonna be, they're STILL JUST TALKING AND THEY'RE STILL JUST STANDING THERE!"

I half expected the World Eater jump out of nowhere and give the boys another chase... 😆