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"My wife is dressed up as butter, because each of you can stick it!"

Outstanding.

I originally hadn't thought much about Mark owning Kevin until I remembered that Kevin was a cute, fuzzy cat.

“He’s a little boy, he’s a minor, and he’s a tool”

Kid’s gonna go far

"I'm out."
"No."
"Alright, I'll give you fifty-thousand."
Impressive negotiation skills.
5:52

I like how the sharks sell themselves and then a minute later one shark is owned by another shark. That’s consistency with the shark shack lore

1:10 This entire intro bit is so good.
"Kevin O'Leary is a cute fuzzy cat who turned a ten dollar loan into a salsa business worth 4.2 dollars."
"Lori Greiner, the queen of gross products, holds over half a dollar."
"Daymond John is Mowgli."
"Robert Herjajerk, the son of an immigrant factory worker."
"And Mark Cuboo, Notorious Cuban and the outspoke owner of Kevin O'Leary."

"I'm seeking rice"
"but it's pilaf as opposed to wash off"
Underrated joke

It's not even out yet, and I can't wait for the Shark Shack Redemption.

"with Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Star Wars music plays
Garfield: "Hey!"
Props to Garfield for recognizing that they got the reference wrong

"He's a boy, he's a minor and he's a tool"

Damn she really had to roast little bro like that 💀

I felt the "Tiger Poster" coming in my bones, did not disappoint 👏

"I've drug my family across the country and-"
"Hold up you just said-"
Flashback
"I've drug my family"
"I'm out"

My favorite part

“Who turned a 10 dollar loan into a salsa business worth four point two dollars!”
Looks out in contemplation of how he lost over half the value of his loan on his poor failed salsa business.

Everything in this is amazing but the  “product that screams” really got me

“My wife is dressed up as butter because you can stick it”
guy takes notes

"I'm the creator of children"

"I'd like to dress up like a butterfly girl."

"I'm innnn..."

As someone who never grew out of her edgy 2000's phase, the Bring me to Life jokes really made me smile

"I'm out."
"No."
"Alright, I'll give you $50,000."

Art of the deal