He feels like a used car salesman

When asked any question, PBD says a thousand words without saying anything

Yea dude always felt like a slimy salesman

Dude has never had an original thought in his life.

Patrick would even scam himself

This guy will be on American Greed in a couple years

A numbers guy forgot his numbers

I always felt like he was a slimeball

I once heard someone refer to PBD as a magic carpet salesman and it's honestly the best description of him.

"You want a pen? I got a pen you wouldnt believe! "

You can ask PBD what color is his car and he'll begin the answer with a short story about something unrelated

He's basically a snake oil salesman

Legit can't stand the sound of his voice.

I feel like I’m watching Boiler Room

I can smell the fake Drakkar Noir whenever PBD appears on my screen. Just his cadence alone tells me he’s a con artist.

never trust someone whose name is also a sentence

Once "Coffeezilla" starts talking about what you're doing it's all bad. 😐

NEVER trust a life insurance salesman

As an Iranian-American, I could see through this dude's grift from that start. It's not subtle for me, whatsoever.

I can’t stand to hear him talk to more than 30 seconds