The fact that he put effort into making the dads nose red just proves how awesome Chris is

The sun burnt nose was a nice touch, tru artistry

I LITERALLY KNOW A DUDE NAMED COLBY WITH A BROTHER NAMED HAYDEN THIS IS SO SPECIFIC

as the daughter of an adventure dad let me tell you that this video is what my nightmares are made of and he isn't even exaggerating one bit tbh

"...makes me wanna put myself in a pelican's mouth and tell him 'Just drive.'"
That had me DYING.

Gonna name my future kid "Bugspray Cody"

IM SHITTING THIS IS MY ENTIRE FAMILY I GREW UP IN THIS ENVIRONMENT

I'm actually crying laughing at the Phantom of the opera part. These car rants are so hilarious because they are SO true.

"The smile of a father with three sons--all of whom snow board--is so confrontational, it reads as indecent exposure"

That is actually my dad except my brother and I are both  theater kids...so basically my dad lives in a fantasy world and tries to delude himself into believing we like sports 😂

This is the type of dad who has like one daughter who he names Parker or Jordan or something and then raises her exactly like his sons and is so proud about what a tomboy his daughter is and then doesn't accept her when she comes out as a lesbian (this after he makes jokes about how boys better watch out with his baby girl for her whole life)

My dad thought he had two sons, both of whom snowboarded, then I turned out to be trans and my brother converted to Islam for good measure. Pretty sure the fact that we both still snowboard is the only thing keeping him together.

The fact that I used to write those kinds of articles you mocked is making this 10x funnier

"Hey bugspray Cody" is when I choked on my carrots

I KNOW TOO MANY ADVENTURE DADS.

Don't forget "Chad" - they also snowboard and shoplifting blonde hair.

Omg the public address is on point lmfao

This video forced me to accept that I grew up in an Adventure Family. I've been downhill skiing since the age of 7, and I've actually been white water rafting. One thing I think Chris forgot to mention is that most Adventure Families own a beach/lake house/cabin. Our property on Lake Superior has been passed down from my great-grandfather, who bought it for 15 cents an acre in the 1930s.

every time Chris does a character he looks like a COMPLETELY different person

"On the outside this may look like a small house"
Mmhmm
"but on the inside,"
Yes
"It's"
You have my attention
"A Whole Foods."
I was not prepared for this. My sides are escaping and are already halfway to the border. I had to reconstruct my laptop with gorilla glue after it was ground into oblivion by my spastic convulsions. What have you done to me? And whatever it was, thank you.

I had an adventure stepdad. He once insisted on doing backflips down a hiking trail in California (showing off his outdoorsy manliness), and landed with his rear perfectly on a huge cactus. He spent the rest of the hike picking cactus needles out of his bottom and his legs, grinning and red-faced all the while.. talking loudly about something, I don't remember what, with great enthusiasm.