My wife :  “ah, you’re listening to that thing that makes my teeth hurt again”

Doctor: you have 27 min 53 seconds to live
Me: ...🔺

I think I cracked the code.

For international viewers, the song titles are phonetic spellings of Quebecois French slang (joual) pronounced with a strong local accent:

* *Sherpa* = "Ché pas" (I don't know)
* *Fabienk* = "Faut ben que" (Well, we have to / Gotta do it)
* *Sarniezz* = "Ça r'niaise" (It's messing around again / It's acting up)
* *Mata Zyklek* = "Ma bicyclette" (My bicycle) or "Motocyclette" (Motorcycle)



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i started playing along to this in my living room 4.7 minutes ago, now i’m fully covered in dots and surrounded by aliens yelling at me in Old English

I finally found what the 0.01% remaining bacterias are doing when I use bleach for cleaning.

Played this to some pigeons outside my house and now they're flying backwards

The real challenge is convincing my girlfriend this is our Halloween couples costume

played this at the gym and the weights started lifting me

My neighbors listen to this everyday. hope they like it.

My 10 minute drive to work now takes exactly 27 mins and 53 seconds

Do you guys do weddings

I was listening to this while getting ready this morning, I looked down and had put on two left shoes

30 seconds in:
"this is fucking stupid"
18 minutes in:
"this is the greatest musical performance of the century"

Therapist: "How are you?"
"I've been getting into papier-mâché polka-dots lately"

I've put this on a loop in the gym and been running on a treadmill for hours. In the wrong direction.

Imagine you are a medieval peasant given a vision of the distant future... and it's this.

My husband thinks I've lost my mind but that's okay because I have all my new friends here in the comments section.

Definitely hiring these two to play at my abduction

Showed this to my microwave.
Now it's a microtone.

it's crazy how they can sound exactly like they look