WE ARE HERE😈

“So finally he cuts my spear in half and hits me with the cleanest sweet chin music you will ever see in your life” That shit hilarious😂

I LEGIT STARTED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ONCE THE HAIKU WAS "Fuck around & Find out!"

Imagine being in a 1 v 30 and you watch all 29 of your allies get cut down by a guy wearing nothing but a towel. On top of that, he killed everyone else before the first guy fell over

You forgot to mention the poisons like you’re just chilling with your buddies and one of them starts spitting up blood choking on it and then your other buddy pulls his sword out trying to kill you and he does then you see a guy hiding in bushes eating popcorn as he readies another hallucination dart

That “Huh what’s that” after naming each stance was a nice ass touch 😂

5:16 BULLSHIT GHOST OF TSUSHIMA SHOULD HAVE WON

The Ghost is so powerful that he can turn everyone color blind and kill 3 people in the process

When I platinumed the game, I went around with a towel around my waist and a basket on my head and used the sword kit that looks like a block of wood that you get from the duels, I also put on some extra terror charms. I did it so when enemies ran away, I’d let them live and tell the tale of the guy who ran at a camp of mongols wearing a towel and basket and full on wiped them all without being hit once. God damn I love this game.

Bro said "i actually fought him-" "now he's in wind stance- huh? What? What's that?" Gotta be the most terrifying thing 🤣

“So anyway, I’m standing with my boi Johnathan, you know, just vibin, then all the sudden, Johnathan starts vomiting blood and spasing out on the ground, and before I could even react, I felt time itself slow down. Next thing I knew, I had an arrow in my head.”

Don’t forget the ghost lowkey has magical abilities with his charms like healing, arrows that return to you etc. so he was holding back significantly in this video 😂💀

The "Huh what's that?" After naming each damn stance Makes me laugh no matter how many times I see this vid🤣

in a duel during the DLC of the game Jin (main character for anyone who didn’t know) will respond to this: “you are wasting the eagles gift” with this “you are wasting the air we breathe” so before he beats their ass he roasts the fuck outta them as well.

Imagine getting shot full of arrows at point blank ranged, cut with a sword, and then having the arrows that we're fired at you PULLED OUT OF YOU  while you're fighting only to be shot and killed with those same arrows.
Archer playthrough was dope needless to say.

"Guess what happened."
"Ya got cooked."
"I got cooked. That dude was Gordon Ramsay, and he fricasseed mah @ss."

1:01 laid out in the Peter griffin death pose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine you Fighting a Demon Slayer Hashira as a regular dude

That’s what these guys dealt with in a nutshell😂

"F#ck around and find out." The most wise word I have ever heard

Played both The Last Of Us 2 and Ghost Of Tsushima and I can say that my man Jin Sakai got robbed.