"Prepared my body in various ways" is still, to this day, one of the wildest comments any human has ever said in a normal conversation

Now that I’m 25 I appreciate Conan’s comedy more than ever. I bet he could drop a stand up special anytime he wanted. He’s not just a host, he’s a writer, a comedic genius, and a master of improv.

Conan has such dark humor sometimes but his charm and delivery and wittyness is the perfect balance

She is either the best or worst Korean translator. Aquarist:*Speaks about 30 seconds of Korean*. Translator: "They have different legs".

When the guy said a bunch of things in another language and all she said was "he said they have different legs" that just shined like a beauitful golden nugget

The fact that he actually ran a list of celebrities that go away with crimes is amazing.

“This is not what they wanted, they wanted to work with computers.”

Hahahahaha

I feel like no one can top Conan’s hilarious interactions with random people around the world, the man is an improv mastermind.

1:40 “appreciate you leaving your coo coo clock to be here.” 😂😭

9:24
The way he just stands back in awe and fear as he watches some dude in handcuffs absolutely destroy some cop is hilarious
💀

5:14 Conan's half smirk here before his laugh is great

“I appreciate you leaving your cuckoo clock”: 🤣 LMFAO

"I haven't felt one of these since summer camp."

8:26 Both stand in complete shock.
Sheriff: "Was anything wrong with your reaction?"
Had me weak!

I stole someones wheelchair.
Well at least you've seen the error of your ways.
Yeah, one day I'll stop doing it.

This aged like fine wine when he said roll that scroll of celebrities that got away with it and you see P Diddy before Tommy Lee 😂😂😂😂

I had a life altering surge of dopamine from laughing way too hard when Conan starts laughing at Jordan saying, "I'm experimenting with oats and whey" at 5:15

Jordan is a cool version of Toby from the office 😂

4 years ago and Diddy was in that list of celebrities,lol.

5:07 Jordan wearing a Google shirt (the kind somebody who has worked at Google would wear) explains everything he says and that you should know about him.