“We’re included in ‘everyone’, so we have to die too.”

Judging by the fact Jun just fucking left, this must mean he’s not a person. Great work team.

"After falling literally from space, the only side effect of the journey is that our balls stuck to our armor, so we tried to nonchalantly walk it off, but they're really sticking."
God bless you for this line, I had to pause it for how off guard it got me🤣

Even in a video full of good jokes, Reach makes me sad

"Carter informs us that Nobel team only does gang bangs"

hrm, that's concerning XD

I started laughing at "kat crashed within the first 30 seconds"

"Dying is gay, I'm out."
-Jun

You're absolutely right about VTOL, by the way.
The requirement for VTOL is that the axis of take-off is it's yaw axis.
These ships are taking off in their longitudinal axis, which does not count as VTOL.

"The game begins with an opening shot of Australia in 2019."

I choked on my toast and almost died.

Me: "I play Reach for the plot."
The plot: 5:16

"Noble Team only does gangbangs" lmfao

halo: reach is my favorite halo, glad it's getting some good ol' vids like this on it

4:44 Shooting that elite was way too funny to me. Jun says, "Elite. He's yours, do it quiet" and the elite just gets noscoped and there goes the stealthy recon mission

Sky's bloodlust is matched only by his teammates' bloodlust for killing him

I just found out that while the "if they came to hear me beg" achievement didn't return as an achievement in MCC, it DID actually return as a challenge in season 5, due to popular demand

2:58 His commentary on the whole convo in Hungarian between Jorge and the woman... Those were exactly my thoughts when I first played this game years ago!! Like, why are they psyching each other out like this?? They're both obviously bilingual!! 😅

10:43 "i can't move" game 1 second later "MOVE MOVE MOVE"!

Civilians/UNSC/ and literally everyone else watching these guys killing each other
"So these are the Spartans who will save Reach?"

I like the idea that they sent a whole spartan team to get people to pay taxes.

14:43 I love how you just casually nudged the shade and back as if it didn't happen

Your summary of my country is 100% accurate.




Y'know the Emu War?
Well, we lost a lot of good Spartans to the humans that day.