"Abby is going to RUUUIN the girls She's gonna RUUUUIN EVERYTHING She's gonna- she's gonna RHUUIN CHRISTMAS She's GONNA RGHUUIN MY CAR SHE'S GONNA TAKE OUT MY 401K AND S P E N D IT ALLLL SHE'S GONNA RGHUIN MEEE SHE'S GONNA RIP MY HAIR OFF AND SHE'S GONNA CUT MY DRESS OFF MY BURNNNED BODY"