Jerma acts like he escaped samsara but voluntarily chose to stay

Jerma announces someone is getting banned the way a king announces someone is being beheaded

im totally fkin baked rn and this comp is making me think he's a cultivated dish of bacteria why does he act like this

i love how he can't remember what a single thing in his past room is but remembers one stock music track from a game he played YEARS ago

my favourite thing about the yellow m&m clip is him saying “why do you know that” as if his resemblance to the yellow m&m is clandestine forbidden knowledge

“Oh my god it’s Switzerland” - a man about to click on the Czech Republic

why does jerma have an hourglass figure

Ok so I know that at 0:38 where it says "Jerma Clips 2 :3", it says it's Jerma Clips 2 (like a sequel) and then the :3 face, but my immediate thought was that the "sparkle on" quote was being cited as part of a Bible verse. Now the thought of a Jerma themed bible is absolutely sending me

19:01 bro the face cam 💀💀💀

24:28 the music the timing im sjhedding tears

6:25
IT'S SWITZERLAND!!!!!
*clicks on Czechia*

His abilities allowed him to be wrong twice at the same time.

9:30 that one guy saying "KINKY ANDY" in chat has me rolling for no reason

i wonder what it must be like to be the living embodiment of “she just let me hit cos im goofy”. how is he so fine AND YET such a silly goobert

14:52 Ludwig's reaction sells this one, it's like for the first time he's realizing the true breadth of Jerma's psychopathy.

I find it hard to believe this man is real but it's even more difficult to believe that he is 37 years old

a huge part of why jerma laughing at car crashes is funny is because you get advance time to SEE the car crash, chuckle to yourself because it IS funny, and then are confronted with the momentary but meteoric awareness that Jerma is about to go BERSERK

the way jerma says oMEGA Bible is so entertaining to me. and the fact that younger jerma looks like the type of guy to have an omega bible but he hasnt read it past genesis 1:7

Young Sheldon jumpscare at 18:42

Won't have to shrink him much

2:25 when he said coffee mug it felt incomplete and the funniest part