Bringing Leonardo to the Tower as a completely untrained Archer and grinding him to a 20/20/20 Marksman and still barely contributing while being worse than Shinon is pure Excelblemism

The balance for the Dawn Brigade is so funny when you take a step back.

"Sir, this group is really weak, how should we balance their chapters?"
"Bring in a few prepromotes to soak up all the xp."
"Sir I'm not sure that's-"
"Give them a Laguz Royal too."
"Sir, I don't thin-"
"SEND IN THE BLACK KNIGHT, DAMMIT"

1:27:57 “This fight is more like a Denny’s parking lot brawl as Ike gives the Black Knight an undignified end by beating him to death with a hammer he got on sale at Home Depot” this line had me rolling omg

"It's not about winning, it's about sending a message."

"My peak rate was killing 258 goddesses per hour" this is possibly the most badass thing exelblem has ever said.

While he may use very stupud strategies, He is now cannonically the most powerful fire emblem player in the known universe.

The music change every time Zelgius is either named or showed is peak comedy.

I know this is supposed to be about the insanity of killing ashera 1000 times in a row before finishing her off.
but the real lunacy was having laura battle jarod to the death with nothing but a recover staff and winning...

Father of Sothe's children.

Man, Micaiah was very salty at the time.

Fire Emblem players when they convince 20 enemy units to convert to their side: :)
Fire Emblem players when the enemy convinces one of their units to convert to their side: >:(

Saying miciah is a strange character because training her does not really make her more useful had me laughing and crying

Making history as the first ever Radiant Dawn player not to bring Haar to endgame

I love how the game wants to convince us that micaiah is this merciful angel of a protagonist, and then proceed to have her try to set a small child on fire

Ashera: "You cannot strike me down with those puny weapons, I shall rise back up good as new!"

Excelblem: "All according to plan"

The Geoffrey's Charge bit is so good

Geoffrey was charged with charging ludveck so he charged up to lead the charge but upon noticing there was no one to charge he changed to lead a charge in help of Elincia who ludveck charged against

Something about the phrase, "almost categorically disadvantageous," is really funny to me.

For those wondering:
The reason Hard Mode is so much harder in THIS game over Path of Radiance is because Intelligent Systems, ironically, did a stupid. In PoR, they made an entirely new 'Easy' mode that makes the game piss easy for Western audiences, and removed Lunatic mode- usually the hardest mode in the game. In RD, however, instead of removing Lunatic and re-adding the easier difficulty like PoR, they just... Renamed the three difficulties? So Easy mode is Normal mode, Normal mode is Hard mode, and Hard mode is Lunatic mode.

Oh yes inject my eyeballs with cheese emblem for 1h47minutes please

18:21 when I first played Radiant Dawn, my Micaiah barely got any speed. By the time she was a Light Priestess, she only had 17 speed. Thankfully, she was much faster in later playthroughs, as if she knew I was disappointed in her

Ah, Radiant Dawn. It was that one game where you could leave the boss on the heal tile and suspend the game and keep resetting your game until your characters gained all stats including luck and were at max level. I loved exploiting that glitch lmao. Took ages to max everyone’s stats but was well worth it for a “perfect” play through.