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The Pecking Order of Glasses (ep. 81) — Lifeline

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Today we have Chris's favorite submission ever regarding a toothbrush, we discuss prejudice against therapists, career curses, what it means when someone says the "timing isn't right", and if your name influences outcomes in your life.

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0:00 L.L. Cool Bean
11:12 When the "timing isn't right"
21:00 Therapist prejudice
29:19 Name influence
32:46 Career curse
38:16 Birthday plans aversion
43:10 Bit appreciation
46:48 Stranger danger
52:35 The toothbrush

20 Comments

@SupergoodStudios Creator 2 years ago Pinned

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@angelinehernandez28 2 years ago

Holding your breath for 90 seconds and not realizing it because you are so mad is hilarious

@agoosoriano903 2 years ago

Toothbrush guy is definitely this years Chocolate Croissants guy for Chris

@Pn1251 2 years ago

Matt had the best line of the ep saying that the guy thinks about it in bed and doesn't realize he isn't breathing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BoxForSobriety 2 years ago (edited)

The end is the best! 55:59 Nothing makes me laugh like seeing them laugh like this!😂😂😂this is chocolate croissants pt 2 for Chris 😂😂😂

@JonPeroutka 2 years ago

The years-long, bottled up rage that ever so slightly leaks out in the Toothbrush Guy’s video is Larry David-level comedy. I could not contain myself watching it.

@cocomo991 2 years ago

Chris is the loudest laugher and Matt is the quietest🤣

@GoeyBaBaBoey 2 years ago

52:30 The Tooth Brush is the best submission on lifeline. the hardest I have laughed watching 🤣

@mariafelgueiras308 2 years ago

Toothbrush guy made my whole week. I laughed like Dracula with them

@drthkdus2504 2 years ago

That last submission needs to be in a Best of Lifeline compilation.

@kadelu1137 2 years ago

Kristen leaving toothpaste in the sink has broken my faith in humanity

@loganbraue8341 2 years ago

Pecking Order:
#1 - The glasses in Matt's bag
#2 - Silver frames
#3 - Clear frames

@whyyoustaring 2 years ago

That last submission was such a "chocolate croissant" moment in the history of Lifeline.

@andreas.madeupname 2 years ago

CHRIS - I literally just listened to an old episode of congratulations and you talk about meeting Seven. You said you asked him where 1-6 was and he didn’t laugh. 😂😂😂

@BoxForSobriety 2 years ago

LIFE RIPS SO F’N HARD NOW!

@leahmoore3543 2 years ago

Matt always has 12 drinks sitting out during each podcast, ya know? Suh thirst?? It’s too much and now I’m pissed… 😂😂😂

@legacydentco 2 years ago

Yo, Matt doesn’t laugh like that often, it’s the best! Love you guys thank you for the content!

@nutellanebula 2 years ago

Advices:
Baby twins lady: don't b afraid to say NO. No justification required. F all the weirdos, they need to be told NO
Anti birthday dinner guy: just do something else for your friend's bday separately- a gift, a matching tat, etc. Don't attend the event of you think it's lame... also, they're your friends and want to hang so be grateful!
Therapist: Say "I'm not paid to analyze your s*** so no questions unless I get a check!" Or "hun I'm off the clock. You're not thinking about extra sauce or spreadsheets during movie night, huh b***?"
Toothbrush guy: break up with her. Jk. Snap her toothbrush in half- leave one half on the sink and one half in the holder 😂 jk. I'm stumped. Get a sink bassinet that doesn't have an area to cradle a toothbrush? Thin margins/ sides so you can't put anything there!!!