"A mosquito came up and he bit, bit me!
He took all my blood, can you see how, see?"
Another reason why Colin is my favourite!

“Your waiters in the bathroom, I’ll go get him”
walks off stage
Ryan really doesn’t give a fuck

I adore Ryan's snark towards the production team it's hilarious

4:02 'You don't want dead people callin in!' I love the complete contempt they have for the producers :D

7:45 idk how Laura Hall keeps it together during these music segments. She's bent over in laughter and still playing lol

"I consider myself quite a fugal frella... Shut up!"

As someone who’s mother was a mortician and father was a funeral director, I have come into contact with many people in the trade, none of them would have been offended by this

I'm a dead, narcoleptic, cross dressing, circus freak, and I found this extremely offensive.

"Nevermind her, what about this giant hole?"

I love Greg

"Animals think Tarzan forget about him...I mean as friends!!"  God, that's absolutely brilliant.

"I was feelin' frisky, I went for a drive. I took all my handguns, and shot myself alive..."

I would have loved to hear the end that one XD

At 1:22 Ryan mutters the word, “bastard,” after Greg beats him to the punchline.

Omg Brad's BLABLABLABALABABBALBLAAAHH buh buh.... Oh we're really doin this?" fucking gets me every time

I love Ryan!! "You can't use frizzy hair, people have frizzy hair" XD

"I took all my handguns and shot myself alive..." XD

"Can't use frizzy hair. People have frizzy hair." LOL!

Ryan is one of the most consistant Hoedown singers. i dont think hes really ever messed up a Hoedown to the point where theyve skipped over him like the others. well, as far as i can remember.

What the hell was going through Brads head when he started doing his blahbleebablahblah thing?

"We had some dead guys complain about your language so we can't use it."
"Some dead, narcoleptic, crossing dressing, circus freaks."
I love one up humor like that where someone makes a small joke, then someone else takes it straight up to a 10 lmao

Ryan and drew being done with the producer is a mood