It's not gay, it's European - Mario Adrion, 2026

US Americans do not share their guns.

You had me crying with the "starring at someone in America only if you want to fuck them or fight them" lol. That is so true for Canada.

In Poland when someone stares at you, its mostly about thinking if you are not invader.. or something. Just kidding.. maybe?

The real German healthcare argument:
Repairing the worker makes for more effective production.

No... YOU can't walk down the street in Amsterdam without fearing for your life, lol.  
We kinda aim for you, look at it as part of the tourist experience.

2:45 "We are not all the same, JA? And now excuse me I have to invade Poland..."

When you said it’s a southern European country my mind went straight to Italy & I’m Irish 😂

0:58 that is because we (the Dutch) know you are german.... and we are legally obliged to aim for you.....😂😂😂😂

I love the exasperated sigh, LOL. Trademark that shit.

I spent 2 years in Germany. met the love of my life (not a German girl, she's American) and I love the people there.  I still keep a penny in my wallet.

So autistic people actually do stare at people.  I’m autistic and I used to do it a lot when I was a kid apparently.  I wasn’t actually staring at them, I was lost in thought and just happened to be facing them.  I stopped because people kept complaining when I did it.  After having to try and explain to a few teachers that I wasn’t staring at another student after they told the teacher on me a few times I learned to look away from people when I zoned out in thought.

The trick to net getting hit by a bicycle in Amsterdam is not walking in the bicyclepath.

9:59 😂😂😂😂😂 the big oopsie whoopsie

"You Americans are afraid of guns!" - Mario
DOOM MUSIC BEGINS
You can't be afraid of guns... If you are the one shooting them. Eagle Screeching in the Distance

I’m autistic and I approve of the autism jokes. 👍

When you're American but you have ancestors from Scotland and Germany.

Holding the door is a sign of respect.

I'm stealing Devil's Avocado 😂

Red light for a pedestrian when there is no traffic is just a suggestion, not going to wait on just a red light. 🤣