"A Russian with no luggage, what are the chances of that?"

What?

The best episodes of Best of the Worst are the ones where the movie is so bad that the gang just writes another actually good movie, and this one goes 3 for 3.

I can't believe they never mention that John from Tartarus is also poorly dressed cop from Suburban Sasquach.

I can’t properly put into words how funny I found the couch sitting scene in Born into Mafia. The squeaking of everyone sitting down, the complete silence, and the host just awkwardly waiting for everyone to settle before suddenly standing back up. It’s the perfect scene, eat your heart out Goodfellas.

"Heart attack! Heart attack!" The idea of our heroes running after a man, cheering for him to have a heart attack is one of the funniest images I've ever imagined 😂 I'm crying

when the twin dragon encounter bit started, I must say watching two assumedly gay men bully a fat guy was kind of disturbing. Mike and Jay shouldn't treat Rich so poorly

"That was a long set up for a decent joke." Rich basically summarised Mike in a sentence.

Their resigned disappointment at the lack of homoeroticism in Dragon Hunt is my favorite part

I love how the character from Tartarus, no scam was too big or small. He scams an orphanage out of $40,000, and then sells an old lady a $50 video tape.

I don't think they really loved each other, I think they loved themselves and couldn't tell each other apart.

The best part of the iMDb listing for The Real Twin Dragons is where the page invites you to "Add a plot".

I think Born into Mafia is a deeply personal autobiographical story.
Like his dad ran an Italian deli but he wanted to make movies in America.

Me watching a movie: Ooh over 90 mins? I don’t have time.
RLM releases anything: Time to watch right now.

Big fan of how Mike starts rubbing his face like a cat whenever he makes a bad joke, like he’s trying to scrub the embarrassment away.

It's funny that you mention a potential sequel to Born Into Mafia, because Born Into Mafia 2 does actually exist. Vitaliy made it. The second half of the movie is literally just ripped straight from Taken. Not even just the same plot points delivered in a much worse way, but word-for-word dialogue too. It's so brutally shameless and it's amazing to watch.

“So dark, thick and exotic, Justin Trudeau himself used it as black face makeup” made me crack so hard.

I choose to believe that Colin's close-up with his cheeks being blown back was achieved by Jim From Canada pointing a hairdryer at his face.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I work with the guy who played the Red Skull of Death in Dragon Hunt. His name is Charles Ambrose and he is one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet. He was also one of shedders soldiers in the first live action TMNT movie. He loves B movies. He's also a champion Judo Fighter from back in the day and is currently a power lifter. Great dude all around.

Kubrick, Coppola, Scorsese.
McNamara, Wascavage, Versace.
Legendary directors.

"This film was in no way assisted..." means that they definitely asked for money, and they were definitely told NO.