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How I Ruined Stardew Valley in Just 90 Minutes

Seanie Dew

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Joja Mart. It's the area of Stardew Valley that I ignored for most of my time in Stardew Valley. But now with me being a Stardew Valley Speedruner, it was time to take a deep dive...

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20 Comments

@rachaiii 4 years ago

silly sean, he put 90 minutes in the title and forgot to include the sales tax

@airfryerman458 4 years ago

finally, we've found the use for winter

@ludovicatirone4304 4 years ago

Seanie really went all anticapitalistic at the end to justify his "clickbaity" title, and I can get behind that

@madih7656 4 years ago

seanie lowkey trying to incite a class revolution. stardew valley forever

@SpiritJay48 4 years ago

"Also 94 minutes sounds really lame"
That's fair man

@SamLabbato 4 years ago

i love how calm and cordial narrator seanie, then he cuts to stream seanie maniacally laughing

@jollykirby2138 3 years ago

seanie's evil laugh sounds so ridiculous, its like a chipmunk trying to be an evil mastermind while its cheeks are stuffed full of food

@Salamander2153 4 years ago

i love how it went from 'tehe capitalism speedrun' to 'eat the rich'

@gferrol118 4 years ago

I vowed to never buy from joja... But then I needed to buy something on Wednesday

@PerpetuallySpinning 4 years ago

I actually found your description of clay farming to be really informative!

@smillythesilly 3 years ago

I wonder what the town thinks seeing a new farmer move in, only to sleep for 3 seasons straight, find forage in the snowy sand, and help flourish the competing company against the town

@ChristinaLF 4 years ago

evil, greed, capitalism ...
chartreuse-? CHARTREUSE? CHARTREUSE IS GREEN, SEANIE.

@sadie.rose.18 4 years ago

you must be very confused chartruese is a green seanie

@bickybunting 4 years ago

Loving the Summoning Salt reference! Seanie is truly a man of culture

@elliebean1225 4 years ago

As someone who has only played Stardew valley for only like 2 hours, I appreciate how to do clay farming.

@vlr1211 4 years ago

Seanie: "when you think of these words you probably think of one singular location"
Me: Pierre's
Seanie: Joja Mart
Me: oh... yeah...

@navzee831 2 years ago

"So i guess you could say, Joja is asking me to pay them a HUNDRED AND FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS"

@vf8569 4 years ago

I love how the life lesson taught in this video was capitalism. A brilliant ending

@TheUnluckyMan777 8 months ago

Of course you have to do it in winter, the worst season irl, a reference to how cold-hearted you have to be to choose Joja

@gohomekid9233 4 years ago

I have every achievment in stardew except the Joja one and it feels great. Im sorry for you that you had to go over to the Dark side for our entertainment